ITP: Dinner is served

[andallthefixins]

[There is a poof in the mess hall and where a masked man once was is now a bird with a blinking sign hovering above him that reads "EAT ME"]

I fuckin' knew this would happen.

((...alright, so maybe Turkey had a bit too much turkey today, will be slow ETA and it's getting to me, so calling it a night, WILL PICK UP TOMORROW!))

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[bitchkitties]

[...sorry wtf is this]

[andallthefixins]

Don't act so surprised.

[bitchkitties]

...Whatever this curse entails, I must admit that I do not understand.

This is a holiday?

[andallthefixins]

Normally, it's an American holiday 'bout givin' thanks... where ya usually eat a bird known as a turkey.

Camp's just fuckin' with me right now.

[bitchkitties]

They--?! [STARING IN HORROR]

[andallthefixins]

Not gonna get eaten.

[bitchkitties]

[Yeah I should hope so]

...Is there anything I could do?

[andallthefixins]

Ya could punch me.

Or get me some cake.

[bitchkitties]

[This look: do you really think I would punch a giant chicken]

I will search for cake.

[andallthefixins]

Thanks.

[bitchkitties]

[Goes into the kitchen, orz]

[Returns with a slice of white lemon cake]

[andallthefixins]

[...how does I eat cake?]

[pecks at it]

[bitchkitties]

[Watching expectantly]

Ah--will you need clothes when you regain your human form?

[andallthefixins]

Had clothes when I turned into a bird.

[and still a bird DAMNIT]