ITP: Dinner is served

[andallthefixins]

[There is a poof in the mess hall and where a masked man once was is now a bird with a blinking sign hovering above him that reads "EAT ME"]

I fuckin' knew this would happen.

((...alright, so maybe Turkey had a bit too much turkey today, will be slow ETA and it's getting to me, so calling it a night, WILL PICK UP TOMORROW!))

Comments

[andallthefixins]

Don't even think 'bout it.

[andallthefixins]

Ya better not...

[andallthefixins]

[as easy it is to grab a real turkey, but not going to make this easy at all]

[andallthefixins]

Fuck no.

[andallthefixins]

[DODGEDODGEDODGE DAMNIT]

What th' fuck yer thinkin'?!

[andallthefixins]

I'm not a damn bird!

[andallthefixins]

[PECKPECKPECKPECKPECK]

[andallthefixins]

Tch.