ITP: Dinner is served

[andallthefixins]

[There is a poof in the mess hall and where a masked man once was is now a bird with a blinking sign hovering above him that reads "EAT ME"]

I fuckin' knew this would happen.

((...alright, so maybe Turkey had a bit too much turkey today, will be slow ETA and it's getting to me, so calling it a night, WILL PICK UP TOMORROW!))

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Look at you, making a post so I dun have to! :D

[me_fuckyeah]

. . .

Turkey.

\o/

[andallthefixins]

Yeah.

[me_fuckyeah]

And it's Thanksgiving.

But the turkey is talking...

[andallthefixins]

I'm not that kinda turkey, America!

[me_fuckyeah]

This must be a TRAP!

[andallthefixins]

Fer what?!

[me_fuckyeah]

For unsuspecting Americans wanting Thanksgiving dinner, of course!

Luckily, I've already had my dinner, so you won't fool me so easily.

[andallthefixins]

Do I look like I wanna be eaten?

[me_fuckyeah]

You're the one with the sign, dude.

[andallthefixins]

Like I fuckin' want th' sign!

[me_fuckyeah]

Besides-- turkeys don't have expressions. They just gobble.

[andallthefixins]

Not a damn bird, America.

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, I know that, but doesn't change the fact that for all I know, you really wanted the sign there!

I mean... people like weird things.

[andallthefixins]

Trust me, ain't after gettin' eaten at all.

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, I was gonna invite you over for turkey but... That'd be awkward.

[andallthefixins]

Tch, it'll be cannibalism like this, wouldn't it?