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[jackintomyport]

[on your computer screens is suddenly flashing this following notice]

A handy notice from your friendly neighborhood network administrator!

Number 1: If the network is screwing up more than usual it's because I'm kicking its ass. Again. Don't be alarmed; it's only temporary! If you have any complaints about the downtime direct them to my alphamalesyndrm goddamnbadmanNumero

Comments

[hurrhurr typed]

[alphamalesyndrm]

Were you planning on informing me of this before right now?

Re: [hurrhurr typed]

[jackintomyport]

Hey Big Guy! Busybusy; you know me!

Re: [hurrhurr typed]

[alphamalesyndrm]

All too well--enough to realize you actually expect me to go along with your hare-brained avoidance tactics.

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[jackintomyport]

Hey! They complain, you beat them up and I don't have to deal with them. Win-win!

[typed]

[eurocanada]

/run Mini-me

Re: [typed]

[jackintomyport]

What can I help you with today, lost and confused camper?

Re: [typed]

[eurocanada]

I'm not lost and confused. I just want to know what you've updated.

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[jackintomyport]

I'm here to help with questions and concerns about the network. The updates--well, both of me is a genius but Camp cheats. We won't know what stuck until later.

[is_my_copilot]

Does the network actually permit you to do any administration?

[jackintomyport]

Well, it undoes most of it later but hey, a tiny bit sticks!

[is_my_copilot]

Probably the least important parts.

[jackintomyport]

Yeah. But better than no progress at all.

[purple_pliers]

...don't get stuck this time, okay?

[jackintomyport]

As long as nobody cuts the jack! But thanks.

[purple_pliers]

What are you working on?

...oh, sorry, I'll ask you about it when you're not working.

[jackintomyport]

Hey, in the meantime you could ask Mini-me questions and debug him.

[takeme2urpants]

[...what. Also it takes him a while to type, lol]

What is this exactly?

[jackintomyport]

Another attempt at making the network more user friendly!

[takeme2urpants]

I see! Is the internet usually so temperamental? I have limited familiarity with it.

[jackintomyport]

Nope, but Camp is special. It rewrites all my fixes most of the time but hey--a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!