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[korea_number1]

*there is a booth.

the sign on it reads "free plastic surgery consultations"*

[I'm out for the night, my lovelies. :) Everything will be picked up in the morning! Back, more or less.]

Comments

[vs_everything]

[stopped reading after "free"]

I want one!

[korea_number1]

Good! You need one!

[vs_everything]

Yaaay.

[korea_number1]

You should start with rhinoplasty, then maybe chin augmentation.

[cantkiss]

. . .

[korea_number1]

*oh you ♥*

You don't need any. You're already beautiful enough for tv!

[cantkiss]

While the sentiment is appreciated . . .

[korea_number1]

Ah, it's true, it's true! You even have light hair!

[thedandymancan]

We have plastic surgeons here? Why hasn't something been done about the zombies then? Atleast a paper bag...

[korea_number1]

That's a good question! I don't think I'd be able to reconstruct their faces, but maybe a mask...

[thedandymancan]

I'd be eternally grateful if you could do something about it.

[korea_number1]

The home of plastic surgery is Korea so of course I'll be able to do something!

[watch_the_signs]

...

[korea_number1]

Hello! Are you interested in blepharoplasty?

[watch_the_signs]

[takes out a notepad, writes on a piece of paper and passes it to him:

"Not interested. Why are you offering this anyway?"]

[korea_number1]

*writes back quickly!*

Korea is famous for its plastic surgery!

[thepiltdownman]

And the point of this is...?

[korea_number1]

To increase people's self-esteem and make them more like their ideals!

[thepiltdownman]

I'm pretty sure that telling them that they need surgery to make them pretty does the exact opposite.

[korea_number1]

They probably already know. I'm just giving them options!