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[trump_apple]

[on this lovely day, a teenage boy and a tentacle-monster-alien-thing are in the mess hall kitchen! It seems like they've been there a while, as there's loads of different kinds of soups around them. And based on what the pair are talking about, it seems like the boy is teaching the alien how to cook.]

Okay, and you just let it simmer for a little

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[takeme2urpants]

What manner of--ah, do you refer to the cannibalistic soup?

[trump_apple]

Yeah, people really don't like that stuff. And if you make soup on Tuesday, they'll think it's that soup.

[takeme2urpants]

I understand completely. The food here does seem to host a variety of ill effects...

[trump_apple]

Yeah, that's why you have to worry. Even if you make it normal, camp might mess with it.

[takeme2urpants]

While I still struggle to accept that this encampment is sentient, there is far too much evidence supporting your statement for me to do anything other than believe it fully.

[trump_apple]

I'm glad we agree, then! We should probably stop cooking for today, though, as we've made quite a lot. We can pick up another time, okay?

[takeme2urpants]

Of course! Thank you very much for being so patient with me. ♥

[trump_apple]

It's no trouble at all. You're a very diligent student.

[takeme2urpants]

Hee hee hee! I am glad that you think so.

[trump_apple]

Say, can you use your other tentacles to pick up stuff?

[takeme2urpants]

I... can, although certainly not with the dexterity or strength of my primary limbs.

[Lifts a spoon to a head tentacle, where it stays, gripped around the handle] Like so.

[trump_apple]

[he is pondering something now]

I bet cleanup would go a lot faster, if you can use all of those.

[takeme2urpants]

You would be surprized what I can make come--and go--faster.

How would you propose to do this?

[trump_apple]

Well, it'll go faster if we work together, too. So we should fill the sink with hot water, and then we'll get the dishes in there.

[takeme2urpants]

Then we shall.

[SO DOMESTIC, is this what human marriage is like]

[trump_apple]

[Something like that XD Fortunately it doesn't take too long, with two people cleaning.]

There! Now there's plenty of food, but nobody'll get mad at us for leaving a mess.