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[cock_my_gun]

Oh no, I'm surrounded by zombies and trapped in a scary summer camp I've never been to before~

Won't somebody save me~?

(STANDARD DIS-oh who am I kidding.

edit: I haven't run a post in forever and thus am SLOWIN' DOWN. ILU ALL AND WILL PICK UP AFTER A BREAK/WORK TOMORROW. ♥)

Comments

[windofiron]

I can help you!

[cock_my_gun]

. . . oh really.

[windofiron]

Yes. The creatures known as "zombies" are slow, so if you're not armed, you can easily outrun them.

[cock_my_gun]

Good thing I'm armed then, huh?

[windofiron]

Then do not be afraid to defend yourself, as they seem to have no sense of mercy toward their targets.

[cock_my_gun]

. . .

Usually a good boot to the head does 'em in. They get stronger or somethin'?

[windofiron]

I don't know the extent of what they're capable of. I have only been here for a little over two weeks.

[cock_my_gun]

Whoooa, you're brand-spankin' new. Trust me kid, a boot to the head's all you need.

[windofiron]

But, didn't you just arrive yourself?

[cock_my_gun]

This time, yeah.

[windofiron]

This time...?

[cock_my_gun]

I've been here before. Spent almost three years here, actually.

[windofiron]

--so why are you lying about it?!

[cock_my_gun]

Do you know what sarcasm is?

[windofiron]

I know what sarcasm is! But it would be rude of a knight to overlook somebody asking for help, lest there really is a problem!

[cock_my_gun]

An' I appreciate your offer to help, really. But kid, if you believed a cry for help like that, y'might wanna rethink what you know about sarcasm.