itp: your biography

[bettermounted]

[Somewhere that's sort of close to the middle of the camp, you will find many large bookcases. And on these shelves? You just might find your own biography. Upon closer inspection, though, you'll find that the biographies are totally fake and make up ludicrous stuff about your life

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[nooneexpectsthe]

[well, wouldn't my biography be a history book?]

España: A History; or How I Learned to Quit Being Emo and Love Tomatoes

[... I guess that answers my question]

[byakuran]

Oh? Is it interesting?

[nooneexpectsthe]

The title sure is.

1/2

[byakuran]

[ peers @ your book ]

[byakuran]

What a lovely title.

[nooneexpectsthe]

I just wonder how the book got my history!

[opens up and begins reading CHAPTER ONE: CHEER UP EMO KID]

[byakuran]

Come now, perhaps it's just a mere camp trifle.

After all, the first chapter in my book is, "How to love thy enemies."

[nooneexpectsthe]

Hm, it is. I don't remember walking along a lonely road when I was younger...

[byakuran]

Oh? Were you popular as a child?

[nooneexpectsthe]

Well, I was always around family.

[byakuran]

It sounds like you had a happy childhood, then.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Well, it wasn't the best, but I wouldn't be me without it.

[byakuran]

Do tell.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Well, I remember a lot of fighting between Rome and Carthage, then me and my brother were a part of Rome.

[byakuran]

That sounds like a lot of fun.

[nooneexpectsthe]

It was nice being under Rome, but I like being on my own.