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[legally_blond]

Guten abend.

Since there are a fair few new campers lately, not to mention the last group of counsellors who came in, it seems like a good time to bring this up. You all know, of course, that we've all been brought into this place and are stuck here. What isn't as well known is the supposed reason for people getting brought in by the Director. And

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[ofsugarandspite]

So, the Director is a crazy bitch, that covers it.

[legally_blond]

Ha ha, that does cover a big percentage of what goes on around here, it's true.

[ofsugarandspite]

Everything else is just too confusing to think about.

[legally_blond]

That is why they hire people to do the thinking, Fräulein.

[ofsugarandspite]

It is good to know it's not my job.

[legally_blond]

It's not mine either! I'm meant to be the Stage Manager.

[ofsugarandspite]

Stage Manager? Do we even have a play hall?

[legally_blond]

Nein, we don't. Which is part of why I don't really do my assigned job so much, and take care of the legal business instead.

[ofsugarandspite]

Is there really a lot of call for legal advice in here?

[legally_blond]

Not too much. We did have one trial, but it was a bit strange. Otherwise, it's mostly this stuff we worked on.

[ofsugarandspite]

What was the trial about?

[legally_blond]

Eh... the murder of an elf.

[ofsugarandspite]

--Okay.

[legally_blond]

It's better off not talked about.

[ofsugarandspite]

Yeah, I can see why.

[legally_blond]

So, how are you settling in so far?