MESSHALL SHENANIGANS

[heartsaremadeof]

[surely most of you are accustomed to weird signs by now! but check out that new one on the messhall doors!

COUPLES' NIGHT
A NIGHT FOR COUPLES
BUT ALSO FOR FOOD
* MHALL SETS MODE +b SINGLE_PEOPLE

... it looks intense and so does the girl pleading with it

Comments

[lordoverflowers]

*b-but I'll die if someone doesn't wrap a scarf around me out here DDDDDD:*

[heartsaremadeof]

[you would die if a light breeze happened to blow past you]

This is terrible.

[lordoverflowers]

C-C-C-C-Can't you d-d-d-drill a way in there with that s-s-s-s-s-stupid hair?

[heartsaremadeof]

It's not stupid! Why do you get to say that when your hair is so bad? You're the one who should do it!

[alwaysuserubber]

Food?!

[heartsaremadeof]

There's no other way to get inside, really. I already looked.

[alwaysuserubber]

[pulls on the door]

[heartsaremadeof]

Did they lock it from the inside? No, that's much too cruel!

[acivilservant]

What, seriously?

[heartsaremadeof]

I wouldn't make up something important like this. Me not freezing, that's definitely important.

[acivilservant]

Oh, no, I believe you. That was more me being incredulous than disbelieving.

Er, do you have someone you could ask inside with you? I'm not sure just waiting around here is the safest idea for you.

[heartsaremadeof]

Nope, nobody came with me here. I got shipped off all by myself to starve in the wilderness. I bet there's even bears.

Wah, I don't wanna get eaten by bears, Mama!

[pinged4treasure]

Wait, is this thing serious?! What a time to be single, huh?

[heartsaremadeof]

Looks that way . . . Why do I have to be here all alone?!

[pinged4treasure]

Hey, I'm here with you! Sorta. What I mean is, we're both stuck out here together! That's not really better, is it?

[heartsaremadeof]

Kitchel-chan! Mm, that's definitely right. We're friends, so we're not really alone. Just cold.

[handyblowjob]

[pounding on the door to the mess hall. Also warning to potential taggers - Deidara has mouths in his palms :D]

Open up, hn!

[heartsaremadeof]

Nobody inside is listening.

[handyblowjob]

No one's gone in?

[heartsaremadeof]

I haven't seen anyone who was able to do it, so no.