everyone loves irony (and pointy objects)

Nov 01, 2009 15:02

[Today in camp there is an unattended table. Attached to it is large banner reading

STOP HARASSMENT
please take one!

On the table is an array of knives, from cheap plastic things that look like they're leftover from someone's Halloween costume, to switchblades, to large, ornate ceremonial blades. Which one will you get? Whatever it is, it won't be the one you intended to pick up.

Of course, the man nearby doesn't seem to be heeding the sign, and the silent woman in a dress seems to have plenty of knives of her own.]

Hahaha! You're just an interesting a woman as I thought before! I mean, I didn't expect that you would stop being interesting, but it's been a while. Shall we continue our interrupted fight from before, then? That would be an epic story, don't you think? A conflict stretching across time and space!

((Graham is out, pickups will come later o/))
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