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[me_fuckyeah]

[today, in Camp, there is a strange scent wafting through the air...

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[slashing_canon]

[Wrinkles nose]

It smells... a little weird.

[me_fuckyeah]

You should try it before you judge it, okay. It's really good!

[slashing_canon]

W-Well...okay. Uh... what is it?

[me_fuckyeah]

McDonalds.

Basically, everything you've been missing in life, just in, you know, burger and fry form!

[slashing_canon]

[...This food will give me a loving family and erase discrimination?]

E-Everything, huh? Um... right, but. What kind of food, exactly? I don't really... recognize it.

[me_fuckyeah]

[... possibly.]

Fast food! Here, try a fry.

[slashing_canon]

...Fast. [Holds it]

[waits]

[me_fuckyeah]

... What're you waiting on?

[slashing_canon]

Er, well... what's fast about it? [Sort of...shakes it, to see it wiggle]

[me_fuckyeah]

That just means it's made fast! In less than a minute!

[slashing_canon]

Th-That's incredible! Is it... some sort of magic?

[My fry is getting cold :(]

[me_fuckyeah]

Nope, just good ol' American ingenuity!

And you gotta eat it before it gets cold or else it's nasty!

[slashing_canon]

Wow... you must be pretty clever, then.

O-Oh! I-- it has a time limit?! [puts it in mouth, omf]

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, most food has a time limit! It's called expiration dates.

[slashing_canon]

Well...sure, buf not usually so faft. [nom nom]

Um... what kind of food did you say this was, again? What's it made of, I mean.

[me_fuckyeah]

That's made of potatoes! Want some more?