ITP: Got Room for Jello?

[coffeeaction]

[It is Tuesday, and thus everyone is expecting the Mess Hall to have the Tuesday Soup available. Only...today isn't soup. It's Jello--brown, human-flavored Jello with bits of flesh and eyeballs floating in it. And one coffee maid is poking a bowl of Tuesday Jello with a spoon, looking not-so-impressed

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[smoothcriminal]

[is having a staring contest with the eye in his jello]

[coffeeaction]

*spots your little contest, but is just watching for the moment*

[smoothcriminal]

[after a few minutes, the eye sinks down to the bottom so that it can't be seen]

[coffeeaction]

Ah--it looks like you won.

[watch_the_signs]

[...stares at it for a second before pushing her bowl away]

[coffeeaction]

It is pretty unappetizing, isn't it?

[watch_the_signs]

[flicks at one of the floating eyeballs with her finger]

[coffeeaction]

I do wonder why would they even bother serving things like this. Don't you?

((My apologies if I seem unavailable; mibbit isn't working right for me))

[coffeejesus]

Oh my. Is this for halloween?

[coffeeaction]

I'm afraind not, Airi; this is what they usually serve on Tuesday--just not in jello form.

[coffeejesus]

It seems like an odd dish to serve.

[coffeeaction]

It is; it's normally called "Tuesday Soup", but I guess today it's called "Tuesday Jello".

It doesn't taste very good, either.

[aheartfeltoath]

I really hope this is a Halloween joke. I know not to eat it, but still...

[coffeeaction]

Unfortunately not. Instead of the usual "Tuesday Soup", they decided to have "Tuesday Jello".

[aheartfeltoath]

Weird. That doesn't make it any better.

[coffeeaction]

No, it doesn't. At least in soup form, you couldn't see much. But in this form, you can see all the eyeballs and other things they put into it.

[grandmasaid]

And just what is this?

[coffeeaction]

Tuesday Soup.

Well, today, it's Tuesday Jello.

[grandmasaid]

It's rather crude, don't you think?

[coffeeaction]

Extremely. No wonder the others hardly eat here on Tuesdays.