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[heliocentricism]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP NEAR YOU there is a card table. And on this card table is a little temple built out of tinkertoys. Floating just above the card table is a god. Behind the god is a very large blinking sign that proclaims: DOES OCTOBER HAVE YOU FEELING A BIT MAIMED? DO YOU WAKE UP AND FEEL LIKE YOUR CURRENT HP LEVEL JUST ISN'T DOING IT FOR

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[slashing_canon]

[Oh my God, yes. Yes.]

--You can just... give them to people? I mean, you would? You don't have to, um... earn them or anything? Maybe by being really, really heroic?

[heliocentricism]

Going about it this way is just too tacky!

[slashing_canon]

Sure, tacky. What about painful?

[heliocentricism]

This is just - ! [. . . oh. You. It's like he just noticed you were there. . .]

[helenesque]

[. . .]

Your temples have gotten smaller . . .

[heliocentricism]

It's not mine.

[helenesque]

The sign's talking about you, isn't it? That makes it yours.

[heliocentricism]

Too tacky.

[notamartian]

[pffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt.]

[heliocentricism]

[sulllllllllllkkkkkkkk]

This isn't how it's done!

[notamartian]

I did think that. Generally you lot are a bit more picky, aren't you?

[heliocentricism]

This is worse than getting prayed at.

[grown_a_bulge]

Oh me! Bless me!

... although it might burn me. Not sure of how's the deal with pagan gods.

[heliocentricism]

. . . do other gods set you on fire?

[grown_a_bulge]

Religious imagery, holy water and the like is acid for us vampires.

[heliocentricism]

[. . . offers you a tinkertoy from the temple.]

[narcolepsnip]

. . . my, my. Perhaps you need more compensation in your life~.

[heliocentricism]

I'm not giving you anything.

[narcolepsnip]

I don't recall asking. In fact, this month has been more interesting than an endeavour.

[heliocentricism]

[float float~]

It's just a month.