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[a housewife has just finished decorating a suit of armor so that it looks like a huge pinata]
There! You're all set for Halloween, Al. But be careful with it, I put a lot of effort into this. If you mess this up, when I'm through with you, you're going to need a sledgehammer to get yourself back into shape.
Now, help me hand out sticks to the rest of the kids.
There! You're all set for Halloween, Al. But be careful with it, I put a lot of effort into this. If you mess this up, when I'm through with you, you're going to need a sledgehammer to get yourself back into shape.
Now, help me hand out sticks to the rest of the kids.