[Chapter Two: I Make a Splash at Camp Fuck You Die]

[mythbusting]

Comments

[helenesque]

. . . uhm.

[what just happened]

[mythbusting]

... do I know you?

[helenesque]

I highly doubt it. Why?

[mythbusting]

You sounded familiar, I guess.

[heliocentricism]

[ keyword appropriate . . . no way. . .]

[mythbusting]

I guess the weather can be pretty weird around here.

[heliocentricism]

[staaaaaaaare, circles a bit, staaaaresss some more.]

Is it real?

[mythbusting]

Um, hi.

[bitchester]

And ... chances are, things aren't getting better anytime soon.

[mythbusting]

You've had this problem for a while?

[bitchester]

Yeah, regardless of recent breakthroughs.

[mythbusting]

Breakthroughs?

[astheywish]

Somehow, I don't believe that this is the worst you have seen.

[mythbusting]

You can see her, too?

[astheywish]

Everyone can see her.

[mythbusting]

That's not good.

[takeme2urpants]

[...Nudges your bronze chest with a flipper]

I am afraid that you're mistaken. There are no monsters here.

[mythbusting]

Who are you?

[takeme2urpants]

I am Admiral ZEX, and have been a resident here for some time. While I am willing to make some allowances for your upbringing, I must be certain that you will not do anything... rash... to the non-humans here.

[mythbusting]

Did Hercules ever defeat you?