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[steadysword]

[There is a Holy Knight sitting in the mess hall with a newspaper, reading the horoscopes

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[swornmyoaths]

The one with the fish!

[steadysword]

...You are a Pisces, then.

"Pisces: You will scream the name of a loved one from the rooftops this week. Unfortunately for you, he'll still refuse to let you back into the cabin."

[swornmyoaths]

Oh, great.

[steadysword]

You've some idea what this refers to?

[papacapinyo]

Huh? Sagittarius?

[steadysword]

Do not act as though it were such a confounding question, ser.

"Sagittarius: Express your admiration for that colleague or friend -- your great energy guarantees a solid connection! It's a good time to build bridges and make sure that you're both heading for the closet."

[papacapinyo]

*($#^, I jes wanna know what you wanna know that for!!

... ?? Some screwy nonsense? Shit, I know how to make connections.

[steadysword]

The language your tongue weaves implies otherwise.

[get_sometail]

Can't say for sure, but I've always thought of myself as a Libra.

[steadysword]

A Libra is known for his charming and idealistic traits. You, ser, are no Libra.

[get_sometail]

I must be a Virgo, then~

[steadysword]

[NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE PAPER]

You shall encounter great difficulty with those who uphold the law.

[lovemeandespair]

Pisces!

[steadysword]

You certainly possess a look that lends itself to the disposition of a Pisces, my lady.

Here, it says: "An attractive member of the opposite sex will misconstrue your coy flirtations this week, leaving you unfulfilled and embarrassed."

[lovemeandespair]

Oh dear! I'd better be careful.

[steadysword]

If I might make a suggestion, my lady, perhaps you ought to simply avoid such courtship.

[renovateyourass]

Never paid a lot've attention to it. Think it's Capricorn.

[steadysword]

I've some idea as to why, ser.

"Capricorn: Remember: Sometimes you just have to step back, take a deep breath, give yourself a shake, and blow off the top of your head with Dad's old gun."

[renovateyourass]

Wh-what?

[steadysword]

I am no machinist, ser, so you shall have to forgive me if I do not explain the workings of a "gun."