INSERT THUNDER AND LIGHTNING HERE.

[runedmylife]

[Euram has been inefficiently bound and gagged and is tossing and turning in the foyer of the FORBIDDEN CASTLE ON THE HILL]

[a muffled scream echoes through camp. . .]

I'M TOO GORGEOUS TO DIE!

((Euram and Honlon are winding down for the night! We'll still be tagging slowly and pokings are welcome if thread pick-up is desired. ♥))

Comments

[beastriality]

*APPROACHING: A DARK HULKING SHAPE! is it a werewolf? is it a giant bat-winged vampire? ...no, it's just the derpy dragon in residence.*

U-um!

[runedmylife]

HELP! HELP I SAY! Won't anyone come save me? I swear, I'm fully capable of doing it myself, but I'd rather someone else do the honour...

[beastriality]

We can help! If you're lost, then I think the Mess Hall is over that way!

...oh, you're tied up.

[runedmylife]

[may or may not have just peed his pants.]

AWAY FOUL BEAST! AWAY!!

[topsoverflowers]

[pinged in my fist]

[runedmylife]

Well, don't just stand there!! You'll never rescue me with that attitude!

[topsoverflowers]

"With that attitude" is right . . .

[runedmylife]

[rolls over to glare at Tsubaki--]

Oh-- my-- my, my! My apologies, my fair lady, for I should never have requested for you to engage yourself in such strenuous activities as rescuing a big, strong, man such as myself. Allow me to offer a proper introduc--curse these valiant binds!! [brb I got tangled up in my ropes again]

[commander_bitch]

What the hell happened to you?

[runedmylife]

[totally peed his pants and is rolling around on the floor and still somehow finds time to be condescending]

I suppose that being a simple plebe excuses your utter lack of knowledge of the colour theory.

[commander_bitch]

[... ew]

--EH?! YOU CAN STAY LIKE THAT THEN, ASSHOLE! No wonder someone did this to you!

[runedmylife]

[I'M CLASSY!!!]

[inches towards Yzak's feet] Ah, then you agree that some jealous foe has seen fit to futilely orchestrate a grand scheme of my ruin that will no doubt, and already has, failed? Splendid!

[...turning green. . .]

[emoclonetype]

*what's all this commotion...?*

[beastriality]

*...huh*

He just wants attention.

[emoclonetype]

...I see.

[beastriality]

Weird kid. Who're you?

[skinofalizard]

Um...

[beastriality]

*...uwaaaa*

It's okay! It's okay! Nobody's dying!

[skinofalizard]

Did he just pee himself?

[beastriality]

M-maybe...