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[whinederella]

[in the center of camp there is one pink haired princess and a perverted country... but in a surprising (?!) twist the party that's being harassed isn't the one you'd usually expect.]

Uhuhu... mon cher, your ass is rather nice, why don't you come over here so you can feel them too ♥ ?

((both France and Mikoto will be tagging!))

Comments

[allyourcows]

An ass? I do not see one--where is it? I have heard they taste better than donkeys do.

[andallthefixins]

Not that kinda ass.

[allyourcows]

I do not see the point of talking about asses if there are no asses to be had; not that I am very hungry to-day, but it would be nice to know they are there.

[andallthefixins]

Heh, right now, "ass" usually means someone's behind.

So yeah, there are asses 'round.

[allyourcows]

...that is a very disappointing kind of ass indeed!

[andallthefixins]

Huh, so yer not an ass kinda dragon. Go more fer personality then?

[allyourcows]

I would not eat someone's personality or their tail-end, unless they were a cow or sheep or goat!

[andallthefixins]

More 'bout what attracts ya t' another p-- dragon.

[andallthefixins]

Talkin' 'bout what attracts ya t' another pe-- dragon.

[allyourcows]

Oh, that is easy--I shall have an egg with Temeraire after we have beaten Napoleon and taken all his prizes, and it shall have fire-breath and the divine wind and grow to be very rich indeed, and it shall have a captain who is not quite so good as Granby, but nearly so!

[andallthefixins]

Temeraire?

[allyourcows]

Oh, you have not met him yet? He is a heavy-weight like me, and he lives on the volcano. He is rather sulky all the time, and he also was turned into a bird yesterday.

[andallthefixins]

Can't say I've met him. I'll be sure t' now.

[allyourcows]

He is rather hard to miss--at least usually.

[andallthefixins]

A dragon would be, just haven't been gettin' round much lately.

[allyourcows]

Oh? Why?