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[There is a sign on the wall above the main buffet in the mess hall tonight:
This food promotes optimum stool quality. Don't just be a good pooper; be an optimum one!
... the food also seems a bit strange. Salad, bran muffins, prunes, raw vegetables with dip, whole grain cereal, and popcorn.]
That's nice. Where's the steak?
((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdGfh8a98jw))
This food promotes optimum stool quality. Don't just be a good pooper; be an optimum one!
... the food also seems a bit strange. Salad, bran muffins, prunes, raw vegetables with dip, whole grain cereal, and popcorn.]
That's nice. Where's the steak?
((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdGfh8a98jw))