Oct 13, 2009 22:36
Ahem. Attention, Camp at large! This is Bowser, King of the Koopas, real supah-doopa, etc., etc. Jobwise, I'm Camp's Monster Trainer/Commander. It has come to my attention recently through several virtual angst cakes of posts and everyone's favorite water enemy Marcy being MAIMED, that some jerk in a mask or whatever is having fun at Camp's expense. But making this place more challenging is MY job, and this M-rated stuff goes too far!
I am hereby mobilizing the Koopa Troop, consisting of 20% of Camp's indigenous monsters, to search for this bird-handed freak, his base of operations, or anything else of his we can totally smash. Any and all volunteers to join the Masque Hunt will be greatly appreciated. Any information will be even more appreciated!
Speaking of which...what just happened?
(ooc: Fallout post from tonight's CFUW plot happenings.)