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[wind_hair]

[She's standing just at the camp's border - there are about a dozen suitcases piled up on the path beside her.

In front of her sits a sign. She's only struggling a little.]

Welcome... Welcome to... Camp? Welcome to Camp...

[Intro post. ♥ Off to work! Will pick up later, I promisee~~~]

Comments

[shazam_wow]

Hi! Did you just arrive?

[wind_hair]

Oh...

Yeah, I did.

[shazam_wow]

I guess you might need help with some of your things. You brought quite a bit!

[wind_hair]

... My dad didn't tell me, like, how long I was going, so... I bought everything.

[thedandymancan]

Oh good, you brought plenty of outfit changes.

[wind_hair]

Yeah... I may be at camp, but it doesn't mean I have to be, like, unfashionable.

[thedandymancan]

I agree. Unfortunately there's quite a few people here that feel like being in a zombie camp is an excuse to slum it.

[wind_hair]

[Nods.]

I like, saw a girl before who was wearing overalls. It was so wrong.

[ohno_u_didnt]

You must be new, right?

[wind_hair]

Yeah, the bus, like, dropped me off just there...

[Points the the ground about a meter away.]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Turns her head to look* Well...welcome. I'm sorry to say, but you'll be stuck here for a while.

[wind_hair]

Oh... Does this place have, like, a mall or something...?

[ifuwant2bloved]

[It's another autumn day in Camp Fuck You Die. Same old zombies groaning in the distance, same old warnings about how October Is Out to Kill You, same old -- okay hold on what the what. Taking a good twenty seconds to process what she's seeing here and weighing the odds of this being a camp effect or the return of that stupid thing that pretended to be Sandi last year or or or... well, only one way to find out.]

... Tiffany?

[wind_hair]

[Eyes widen at the sight of an actually fashionable outfit.]

Stacy?

[ifuwant2bloved]

[Like a port in a storm! Also her hair is probably perceptibly longer because she's been here three years without a consistent stylist]

What are you doing here? Well wait, I mean, I guess you'd be doing the same thing that like everyone else is but I mean, just... how did you get here?

[wind_hair]

My dad. He, like... He sent me here. For using his card too much...

[im_impulse]

--we just call it camp! Since that's what it is, even if it's also kind of lying since it was supposed to be a summer camp but it's already getting to winter and hi welcome to camp?

[wind_hair]

[Tilts head to the side -didn't catch a word of that.]

U-uh... Hello?

[im_impulse]

*attempting to talk slower, which basically means he's over ennunciating and making more hand gestures than necessary*

Hi! You must be new! Welcome to camp?

[wind_hair]

Yeah... Thank you. Are you an, uh... Are you a camper?