itp: someone's life is pain

[helenesque]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP TODAY: there is a ridiculously pretty Trojan in a rather deep hole. While normally, one would expect the bottom of the hole to be rather full of mud, instead it seems to be full of pretty cut flowers.

If you take a look down in the hole, said boy doesn't look too alarmed at this development. Rather more annoyed.What happened to

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[heliocentricism]

Ooh! You look even more like a bug down there!

[helenesque]

. . . [oh my god I hate you!!1!]

Why here, after so long?

[heliocentricism]

It's making noises. . . so small and insignificant. . .

[helenesque]

. . . [IGNORES!!1!]

[galacticfairy]

[leans over the hole]

Now is it beautiful?

[helenesque]

. . . no. What do you want.

[galacticfairy]

-- what? The answer is clearly "yes"!

[helenesque]

I'm stuck in a hole. Were you expecting me to be polite? ... Why are you even here, anyway?

[andallthefixins]

[pinged in my ancients]

[helenesque]

. . . where are these people coming from?

[andallthefixins]

Yer not really askin' fer privacy.

[helenesque]

I'm not really in a position to ...

[myboyfriendisa]

Great. Now even the ground is talking.

[helenesque]

. . . excuse me.

[myboyfriendisa]

What are you?

[helenesque]

. . . what are you?

[necessaryevil]

*glancing down the hole*

[helenesque]

[. . . looking up at you.]

[necessaryevil]

You seem displeased.

[helenesque]

I am displeased. [... and confused, by now.]