[snakes on a plate]

[namedforthedog]

[maybe it's just because Halloween is coming up, but there are rubber snakes all over the mess hall tonight. There are one or two real ones, and they seem to be hanging out around one man.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[ooc: passing out, I will pick up any new/old threads tomorrow]

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[lol_intertubes]

[Oh hey, it's... you. Whatever your name is.]

Camp will have its jokes, I suppose. Whether they're actually funny or not.

[namedforthedog]

This one is definitely not funny.

[lol_intertubes]

[It's a good thing you can't see Orochi menacing some of the real snakes, who don't look all that happy to see him at the moment.]

The first word that comes to mind is "puerile."

[namedforthedog]

Exactly.

[lol_intertubes]

Indeed. [picking some artificial snakes off the table]

Aside from... this... how are you doing today?

[namedforthedog]

It was great until I got hungry.

[lol_intertubes]

...Ah.

[namedforthedog]

[someone just throw a rubber snake at him and he had a minor freak out trying to get away from it]

[lol_intertubes]

[...]

Are - are you all right, sir?

[namedforthedog]

I hate snakes!

[lol_intertubes]

[So I see.]

...Ah. Did you need to step outside for some air?

[namedforthedog]

I don't know if I trust the floor.

[lol_intertubes]

[...]

This chair is clear if you need to sit down.

[namedforthedog]

I don't know if anywhere here is safe.

[lol_intertubes]

...Is there anything I can do to help?