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[osoruosoruosoru]

Two women are sitting near the center of camp. One is in a chair propped up on pillows. The other is cheerfully serving her... probably something nasty, from the looks of it.

Behind the two women is a sign:

Help needed!

* Pregnancy assistance
* Lamaze breathing lessons
* Baby shower ideas

I-I... are you really sure I'm pregnant, Airi-san

Comments

[coffeejesus]

Mm, let's see. You've already had morning sickness.

How about your breasts? Are they tender? And have you gained a bit of weight?

[osoruosoruosoru]

Um... I haven't really noticed....

[coffeejesus]

[ touches your chest at different spots ] Do they feel tender when I touch them?

[osoruosoruosoru]

*This would be a freaked out Fangire jumping in the air; does that count as 'yes'?*

[autovajin]

You're pregnant?!

[osoruosoruosoru]

M-maybe? Airi-san thinks so.

[autovajin]

Who's the father?

[osoruosoruosoru]

I... don't know?

[coffeejesus]

Ah, Bat-chan. Would you like to help us?

[coffeejesus]

Lamaze breathing techniques. We're going to have to teach them to Mio-chan.

[shurushurushuru]

[can't decide between bewildered/shocked and overjoyed] Mio--pregnant? How?

[coffeejesus]

Isn't it wonderful?

[shurushurushuru]

Of course it is. We'll have to take the best care of her but--

How? I thought those sorts of things were impossible here.

[coffeejesus]

Ara? But she has all the symptoms.

[got_jossed]

I didn't think that was possible here...

[coffeejesus]

Do you have any ideas for what kind of baby shower we should throw?

[got_jossed]

I can't really say, never having had the privilege myself.

[coffeejesus]

Ara? You've never been to a baby shower?