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[iscrewtothink]

[So it's the beginning of the Halloween season in Camp~ this can only mean one thing...

There is a box of whistles sitting innocently on a table. Behind said table is a mad scientist, straddling his newish rolly chair and idly twisting his screw and smoking]

((rape whistles for those who want them! sadistic mad scientist for whoever wants

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[actualrapist]

[is totally injured everywhere, but it doesn't show]

Stein-san.

[iscrewtothink]

[... oh I recognize you]

Ah, is that Kazutaka-kun~?

[actualrapist]

Muraki, if you would.

[iscrewtothink]

If you prefer, Muraki.

[aerospacecowboy]

[stopping by to peruse the assortment]

What've we got here?

[iscrewtothink]

Just the usual precautionary devices for the campers during this time of the year.

[aerospacecowboy]

Precautions? Against what?

[iscrewtothink]

Ah. Is this your first October here in Camp?

[canihassword]

What're these supposed to be for?

[iscrewtothink]

This time of the year tends to get a little troublesome. So, I thought campers would find these useful~

[canihassword]

Psh! Why would I need a whistle when I've got this?

[Waving sword around for emphasis]

[iscrewtothink]

[griiiinning]

How long have you been here in Camp?

[a_bit_unstaple]

Whistles. How cute.

[iscrewtothink]

I thought they'd be helpful in putting people at ease.

[a_bit_unstaple]

That's a kind gesture, I suppose.

But how would having such a toy put them at ease? Are they meant to use it when they get in trouble and don't know right from wrong? If I happen to lose such an item, would crying out, "Jiminy Cricket" also be acceptable?

[iscrewtothink]

To each their own, I suppose. But loud noises tend to distract and-or attract all the same.

[charmer_snake]

[amused]

[iscrewtothink]

[... notices.

picks up whistle and puts it at his lips, blowing it idly, not very loudly either]

[charmer_snake]

Are you expecting someone to come running?

[iscrewtothink]

[pulls whistle away again]

I'm merely providing a demonstration~