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[adawningoath]

[there is a SUDDEN GUNSHOT]

[toucans scatter as a tree branch cracks and breaks loose, then crashes to the ground about three feet from the painted target the shooter was probably trying to hit

Comments

[haet_pizza]

It's the one Camp gave me! Besides, my papa uses a gun!

[adawningoath]

...Your papa's gun is... different.

[haet_pizza]

So? I can have a gun too, can't I?

[adawningoath]

Well obviously you can, just... I think you're a little too young for this.

[goddanit]

Don't be ignorant!

Girls with guns are totally popular! Especially oversized ones!

[adawningoath]

Girls with guns that they can't fire without falling over are a danger to themselves and others.

[goddanit]

Everyone has to start somewhere! This is just the part they always leave out in anime.

[adawningoath]

She can start with something smaller.

[get_sometail]

[CHILDREN SHOULD BE LEARNING DOOMSDAY NOT FIRING SHOTGUNS]

!!!!

[adawningoath]

[I KNOW RIGHT]

Hey.

[get_sometail]

Yo. Babysitting?

[adawningoath]

I saw her carrying the shotgun and figured she needed supervision.

[duplicut]

. . . you need a different gun.

[adawningoath]

That's what I'm trying to tell her.

[duplicut]

[. . . yeah I am not seeing why you just don't take it from her.]

[adawningoath]

[are you kidding have you seen this girl's father. also, she kicks.]

[sharpmaskedman]

So why do I think no one here is a licensed firearm instructor...?

[adawningoath]

I'm a swordsman. It was just this or letting her run off alone.

[sharpmaskedman]

Or perhaps hiding the shells...?

[adawningoath]

I didn't have a lot of time. By the time I caught her, she had the thing ready and was off into the woods.