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[stayinthecar]

[itp: there is a young man standing outside at the treeline, looking rather distressed. perhaps because there is a zombie chewing at his head. being who he is, he isn't shoving the zombie off, but trying to talk it out of munching on him

Comments

[heightofthe]

Ewwwwwww.

[stayinthecar]

[it's pretty slimy, yes]

Bumblebee. Perhaps you could assist?

[heightofthe]

Uh, right! Sure. I can do that.

[picks it up VERY CAREFULLY and puts it down... somewhere]

[stayinthecar]

[smiles]

Thank you. I did not wish to hurt it.

[aerospacecowboy]

Hold still, son--

[levelling a long, slender pistol at the zombie's face]

[stayinthecar]

[sfjhsjkfhk!!!]

Please, no violence!

[aerospacecowboy]

Damn thing's gonna kill ya! Don't worry, I'm a good shot...

[taking careful aim; on the ground in front of him a lean brown hare is crouching, focusing her attention on the zombie]

[stayinthecar]

[DISTRESS]

I do not wish to hurt it! [tries to block the zombie]

[putyrchinthebox]

Oh no!

[stayinthecar]

It is not harming me yet.

[putyrchinthebox]

Chi... Maybe you could run away?

[stayinthecar]

I have tried, it is persistent.

[icanhasseeing]

You're joking, right?

[stayinthecar]

Excuse me?

[icanhasseeing]

[Hiiiisssees something.

Enjoy exploded zombie.]

[stayinthecar]

----!!

[baww baww baww looks like he's going to cry]

[unknownnumber]

--uh, don't think he's going to get the point, man.

[stayinthecar]

He does seem to lack basic comprehension.

[unknownnumber]

Most of 'em lack basic everything. And sometimes their own brains. But hey, I can get him off for you if you want.

[stayinthecar]

That would be appreciated.