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[mmmdots]

[Delirium has a small, two-headed turtle.]

Look, my wingthing evolved! I think I'll name it George.

Comments

[capt_liarpants]

That's...that's a two-headed turtle!

[mmmdots]

Yes. Isn't he neat?

[capt_liarpants]

He's got two heads! On a turtle! Two heads sticking out the shell!

Actually, yeah, he's neat! Did you say he grew out of something?

[mmmdots]

Yes. [nods like it's not the most noticeable thing ever]

He used to be one of my wingthings.

[capt_liarpants]

I've seen a three-headed dog before but not a two-headed turtle. He's so little. And I don't know what a wingthing is but I guess that isn't too important. He's a turtle now.

[mmmdots]

Oh, three-headed dogs aren't anything new. I think there's one that has to do with H E Double Hockey Sticks. He's a yaaaaay little turtle, and he is not allowed to be turned into soup. Nuh uh. Not at all.

[capt_liarpants]

Cerberus, yeah! But the one I saw wasn't really Cerberus, just a dog that a crazy doctor put together. And I agree about the soup thing, he needs to stay as a neat turtle. Turtle soup doesn't sound like it'd taste good anyways.

[mmmdots]

Maybe soup made by a turtle would be yummy.

[capt_liarpants]

I don't know any turtle chefs so I can't say! But it's always possible.

I kinda want to pet that little guy, but you don't exactly pet a turtle. I guess they're standoffish, walking around with all the armor all the time.

[mmmdots]

You can pet him. I don't think he'll mind.

[holds out the little two-headed turtle. Maybe he can be stroked lightly on the head(s)?]

[capt_liarpants]

*avoiding the heads because heads can snap; stroking the shell instead* So you're calling him George, huh? That's such a normal name!

[mmmdots]

[the little heads are moving around curiously]

It's a combo name. The left one is Joe. The right one is Urge.

[capt_liarpants]

*takes his hand back* Ahahaha, I get it, that's really clever of you! Hi Joe! Hi Urge! Hi Jooooooooooeurrrrrge!

[mmmdots]

[their mouths open a couple times. It's hard to tell what that means]

I think he likes you.

[capt_liarpants]

*it means that they will bite anything that comes near their mouths*

Well, o-of course! I've won the Most Likable Pirate award fourteen times now. The first time I won it, I was two!

[mmmdots]

[maaaaaybe]

Really? That's so neat! Did that make it easier or harder to do piratey stuff?