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[fu_softspeaker]

I am afraid there is no easy way to say this, so I will be forthright: due to an insurmountable docking of my pay, I am afraid that I must leave my position of "softspeaker" here at camp. This meager wage is not enough to pay the tuition bills, and while I have let the Director know this, she claims the pay rate to be "nonnegotiable." Forgive me

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[cuebattlemusic]

YO SOFTSPEAKER I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE LOUDSPEAKER'S LEAVING POST WAS THE BEST LEAVING POST OF ALL TIME.

[fu_softspeaker]

-- I'm sorry?

[cuebattlemusic]

ONE OF THE BEST LEAVING POSTS OF ALL TIME.

[fu_softspeaker]

I'll have you know that I have a speech prepared that I've been assured by my college Gdoc group is very heart breaking, and I will thank you to not ruin my moment in the spotli--

[shootmycannon]

CANDLEJACK.

[mmmdots]

You forgot the missing let

[shootmycannon]

No that happens after you say his na

[mmmdots]

I know that. I came up with my own ru

[marypoopins]

So who actually caught the reference here. Show of hands.

[jpegasus]

o/

Sadly nobody I play really gets the fourth wall, sorry!

[jpegasus]

--They probably don't even watch television, now that I think about it.

AND I know how to reply to comments, wow!

[king_of_shell]

*raises hand*

*wait, no*

[classrape]

[SPONTANEOUSLY STARTS BLEEDING]

[classrape]

...Ah. My tomato juice.

[classrape]

I just spilled something, my dear. It's alright.

[haunted_pants]

Hey! You leave the soft speaker alone. Leave it alone!

[marypoopins]

Zombye West is the biggest piece of sh*t on earth. Quote me.

[haunted_pants]

Okay! Do you have a pen?

[marypoopins]

Who uses a pen in this day and age. Retweet that.