Ratchef 1, Camp... over 9000. (Drop post)
[It's a typical Tuesday afternoon in camp. The sun is shining, the toucans are messing with your minds, the gorillas are out to do the same to your bodies, and the Mess Hall has nothing but Tuesday soup.]
[Except for that small pot in the corner, where Remy is once again working feverishly to combat the change that inevitably befalls every dish cooked in the Mess Hall on this fateful day. Typical Tuesday, right?]
[Well, if it were a typical Tuesday the rat wouldn't suddenly start whooping and cheering like a maniac.]
I DID IT! I FIXED IT! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Quick, quick, get a notebook! It's so simple! All I had to do was--
[POOF]
[And the ratchef vanishes. As does every single bit of documentation on his experiments on the Tuesday soup since last June. The only evidence of his triumph is the perfectly normal and tasty pot of vegetable stew left behind - which shows no signs of changing anytime soon.]
What? NOOOO!
[Oh, yeah, and there's now an extremely pissed off rat outside the barrier.]
((Drop post for Remy! Because I am horrible, all the notes he had others take over the year and then some are gone. Feel free to gawk at the one miraculously immune pot and try to figure out how he did it. Or pounce on the one edible dish in the Mess Hall.
You can also find him at the barrier to say goodbye, but if he tries to tell you how he fixed it Camp will stop translating for him. Soup fix was approved by the mods, of course. All in the name of tormenting Remy just one last time. Open forever and ever, baby.))
[Except for that small pot in the corner, where Remy is once again working feverishly to combat the change that inevitably befalls every dish cooked in the Mess Hall on this fateful day. Typical Tuesday, right?]
[Well, if it were a typical Tuesday the rat wouldn't suddenly start whooping and cheering like a maniac.]
I DID IT! I FIXED IT! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Quick, quick, get a notebook! It's so simple! All I had to do was--
[POOF]
[And the ratchef vanishes. As does every single bit of documentation on his experiments on the Tuesday soup since last June. The only evidence of his triumph is the perfectly normal and tasty pot of vegetable stew left behind - which shows no signs of changing anytime soon.]
What? NOOOO!
[Oh, yeah, and there's now an extremely pissed off rat outside the barrier.]
((Drop post for Remy! Because I am horrible, all the notes he had others take over the year and then some are gone. Feel free to gawk at the one miraculously immune pot and try to figure out how he did it. Or pounce on the one edible dish in the Mess Hall.
You can also find him at the barrier to say goodbye, but if he tries to tell you how he fixed it Camp will stop translating for him. Soup fix was approved by the mods, of course. All in the name of tormenting Remy just one last time. Open forever and ever, baby.))