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[nooneexpectsthe]

[in the shade of a tree somewhere near the lake, a country is taking a siesta~ He looks pretty peaceful and relaxed...]

[... and does not notice the tentacles slowly inching their way towards him]

[What do you do?]

((ooc: FOOD BREAK, BRB BACK ok, winding down for the night, will pick back up tomorrow!))

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[seven_ofwands]

[passing by on patrol]

...Hey. HEY!

[nooneexpectsthe]

[people can't take a nap in this place?]

[sleepily looking at you]

[seven_ofwands]

[not if you want to LIVE]

Get outta there! It's dangerous!

[RUNNING TOWARDS YOU]

[nooneexpectsthe]

Is something happening?

[seven_ofwands]

THAT! That [pointing to the approaching tentacles- with his GUN which he just whipped out] is happening!

[nooneexpectsthe]

Were they doing anything?

[seven_ofwands]

[fires several shots and hits a few tentacles; kicking, stomping and pistol-whipping at the rest of them until they retreat]

Hah? Of course they were! They were gonna attack you!

[nooneexpectsthe]

Ah... thanks then!

[seven_ofwands]

[panting and being kind of :/ at your nonchalance]

Didn't anyone tell you about the lake?

[nooneexpectsthe]

[I get molested on a regularly :|b]

I thought I slept far enough away from it.

[seven_ofwands]

Well Marcy's a big squid. Best to keep to the vicinity of the cabins. There are plenty of other trees to sleep under.

[nooneexpectsthe]

But I got the best sun here.

[seven_ofwands]

......

Yeah, and the LAST, before the squid eats you alive!

And why would you sleep under a tree if you wanted sun?

[nooneexpectsthe]

The tree looked nice, and there wasn't that much shade.

[seven_ofwands]

[I don't understand people like you]

...Look, you may not care about your safety but it's my job to ensure it, so you are not to sleep near this lake again, you hear?

[nooneexpectsthe]

[A lot of people don't understand me]

I... guess I can.