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[amanoutofcamp]

[there's an ancient Chinese military leader at the shore of the lake, using a staff to beat off tentacles like a mofo]

I will not suffer dishonor here! Not with the Huns still within our walls!

[...Shirtless.]

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[bellsofsteel]

. . . I done that first.

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[pingifneeded]

[ON THE WAY FROM HER ROOM, so dressed as a boy but her hair is messy and she's hopping into her socks]

Xingba!!

[bellsofsteel]

Woman what the hell are you doin'.

[pingifneeded]

[Putting her hands near his face trying to quiet him down. Speaking in a stage whisper]

No no no! Xingba, be quiet! He can't know that I'm a girl!

[bellsofsteel]

. . .

Come again?

[pingifneeded]

Remember how I spent all that time dressed as a boy? It was because I was afraid he would show up!! So please don't say anything!

[bellsofsteel]

What's the big problem, huh?

[pingifneeded]

I'll be killed if he finds out!

[bellsofsteel]

Uh what.

[pingifneeded]

Look, forget the details, just don't say anything!

[bellsofsteel]

Make me.

[pingifneeded]

Xingba! I mean it, really! I could get into so much trouble!

[bellsofsteel]

[DIGS EARWAX OUT OF ONE EAR WITH HIS PINKY]

[pingifneeded]

Xingba!

[bellsofsteel]

You say somethin' lady?

[pingifneeded]

[All the yelling icons are girl icons]

What are you doing?! I ask you to do one thing and you can't even manage it!