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[inurakuma]

[so in the center of camp, one small exorcist is racing along on his roller blades, arms full of candy. He looks pretty excited about his recent acquisition, too. But then he suddenly hits a patch of grass, and he lurches forward, dropping candy everywhere as he goes tumbling across the path.

Right towards you.]

LOOK OUT!

((OOC: Intropost for

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[mysteryomnomnom]

[sidesteps! and oh look right behind him was a long stretch of sharp gravel.]

[inurakuma]

[THIS IS A NEW KIND OF PAIN OW. Also bawwing because it hurts.]

[mysteryomnomnom]

[... didn't think you'd wail this loud.]

[inurakuma]

[kids tend to do that]

I'M BLEEDING! I'M GONNA DIE!

[mysteryomnomnom]

Oh dear! It looks like you've hurt yourself.

[inurakuma]

Of course I did, you dumbass!

[mysteryomnomnom]

It's a shame you're so clumsy.

[inurakuma]

That has nothing to do with it!

[mysteryomnomnom]

If only you had looked where you were going.

[inurakuma]

I was!

[mysteryomnomnom]

But you still ended up in the gravel.

[inurakuma]

It's called an ACCIDENT, stupid!

[mysteryomnomnom]

My apologies. It looked like a well-practiced motion for you, so I thought it was done on purpose.

[inurakuma]

You're just lookin' to get hurt, aren't you?