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[legally_blond]

[This morning in the mess hall, breakfast is a bit more of a chore than usual. The coffee plunger refuses to go down. The salt shakers are dumping on your head. Your dish, being an adulterous sort, has run away with the spoon. And the waffle iron is trying to bite Klavier's foot off. Or it would be, if he hadn't already stomped on it to keep it in

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[foreverandeva]

W-Wahh, m-my fork! How am I supposed to eat my pancakes?

[legally_blond]

You can always use your hands.

[foreverandeva]

... For pancakes?

[legally_blond]

Ja, sure.

[bestleidplans]

[administering a breadloaf beatdown to a particularly bite-y coffee mug]

[ascarredlife]

[...well]

[bestleidplans]

[SORRY, BUSY HERE]

[ascarredlife]

Vindictive little creature, aren't you?

[hardlyboy]

Is-- augh singing really the appropriate course of action here?!

[currently attempting to keep a half dozen strangely robust coffee filters from eating her shoes]

[thispersnickety]

I personally was contemplating whistling as a further course of action.

[hardlyboy]

In this situation, I highly doubt such a thing will be of any use whatsoever.

[swatting one that just started to nibble at her elbow]

[thispersnickety]

Yep, and that's why it's sarcasm. [picking up the one that was attacking you and holding it upside down]

It's a sad day when this isn't even surprising, isn't it?

[nomencature]

[...

holding a salt shaker still and giving it a bit of a venomous look.]

What's made all of you so antsy?

[goddamnemperor]

[very calmly sitting down and letting the forks stab his legs]

Perhaps they require a change of pace.

[nomencature]

It's possible ... everything's a little different, here. It must be boring just sitting around all day.

[goddamnemperor]

Boring or fulfilling? I must admit, it's nice to have nothing to do for a change.

[sidequestqueen]

My tea!

[Stops the escape of her tea cup via the summoning of Pixie to catch it.]

[legally_blond]

[wat]

That seems useful.

[sidequestqueen]

[Mmm, tea]

It does have it's uses.

[legally_blond]

Do those uses normally involve fetching runaway teacups?