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[al_for_one]

[There’s a lovely smell in the air around the forest today. Like fresh baked bread, just out of the oven. If you follow your nose you will find a lot of strange looking plants growing big, thorny yellow balls. There are a couple of boys picking them. They’re also eating them, and seem to be fairly happy about it]

Never thought I would see these

Comments

[capt_liarpants]

Oi, are you...are you sure that's safe to eat? What if you grow thorns all over you?!

[alwaysuserubber]

[already pickin' some]

[capt_liarpants]

What are you doing?! Don't pick the thorny plant things!

[alwaysuserubber]

But they smell so good! I gotta find out what they taste like!

[capt_liarpants]

But it could be a trap! They're luring you in so you'll eat them and poof! You turn into a thorn plant thing or grow horns or something!

[alwaysuserubber]

...Horns...

[capt_liarpants]

Huge ones, I bet! You'd had trouble getting around because they'd weigh your head down! You'd have to drag your head on the ground.

[alwaysuserubber]

[ALREADY PICKING MORE, DEFINITELY NOT LISTENING, ETC.]

[capt_liarpants]

Ack, stop it, we should at least ask Sanji if he thinks these things are poisonous!

[alwaysuserubber]

That guy said he eats 'em all the time!

[capt_liarpants]

Then we should watch him to make sure he isn't mistaking them for something else. Although...Alain's a nice guy, I met him before. I don't think he'd mistake things.

[alwaysuserubber]

[copies Alain and pulls the thorns off one, then takes a bite]

[capt_liarpants]

Augh, Luffy, you can't just eat everything!

...even if you're hungry and they smell reeeeeally good and don't look so bad without the thorns.

[alwaysuserubber]

It's great!

...You can't have mine.

[capt_liarpants]

*don't worry, Cuthbert said whatever-they-are are okay and I've picked five of my own*

What do they taste like? Must be bread since that's what they smell like.

*pulling off the thorns and stuffing one into his mouth without waiting for an answer*

[al_for_one]

'Tis best to remove the horns before eating. They are fair sour, anyroad.

[doing that and taking a big bite of one]