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[warpspace]

[wherever you are, whatever you're doing, you may have noticed the GIANT TREE that just split in half and fell nearby with a loud crash. then maybe you might have seen the pink robot freaking out next to it!]

O-oh no! Um! UM. ....FORE?! Nono forgot what you say when trees fall!!!

((zzzzz))

Comments

[lesbullied]

[managed to somehow be. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND UNTOUCHED]

...T-that was close!

[warpspace]

[HOW LUCKY]

Really really close! I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?

[lesbullied]

I... I...

Yes! Yes, I'm very okay.

[warpspace]

Thank goodness! I didn't mean... it was a total accident! If anyone got hurt I'd feel terrible!

[capthlock_rage]

[NARROWLY AVOIDS BEING FLATTENED VIA A VERY MANLY DODGEROLL]

[warpspace]

ARE YOU OKAY?! Oh my gosh that was really close!!

[capthlock_rage]

What the--

[warpspace]

Just a tree! Nono hit it on accident. A complete accident!

[commander_bitch]

--what the hell?!

[warpspace]

Um! Um! GERONIMO?

...n-no that's not it either...

[commander_bitch]

... Timber?

[warpspace]

--yes! Yes, that's it!

[purple_pliers]

[diving out of the way sob]

...timber.

[warpspace]

Oh yeah!

--wait a second, are you okay?! Nothing hit you, right?!

[purple_pliers]

Oh, no, I'm fine!

But, um... why did the tree fall down?

[warpspace]

Nono tripped! And hit the tree, and it split.

[fromthelostdays]

"Fore" is for golf.

[warpspace]

So what's falling trees?

[fromthelostdays]

That's "timber", though around here you might be better off just shouting "look out!"

[warpspace]

Oh yeah! And that could work too! I'll try to remember for next time.