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Sep 04, 2009 20:17

[you may notice several booths gathered in a semi-circle near the cabins today. a huge banner strung between two trees declares:

JOIN A FAN CLUB TODAY!

a young woman is standing and frowning at a booth manned by three zombies. posters behind them feature candid shots of her along with various signs saying "LEARN THE SECRETS OF HER WHIP!" or " ( Read more... )

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retrogames September 5 2009, 03:30:48 UTC
[skating back to the hq with some kind of drink in hand. at least, until she sees the sign and the newbie and looks like she's about to choke on her beverage]

-no fucking way.

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:34:31 UTC
It's rather ridiculous, isn't it?

[still frowning at the sign]

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retrogames September 5 2009, 03:38:46 UTC
[omg omg omg]

Oh the ... sign. Yeah, that's pretty crazy!

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:43:05 UTC
Not the sign. The figurines are going too far.

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get_sometail September 5 2009, 03:34:40 UTC
[not sure if want :|a]

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:37:10 UTC
[doesn't want at all]

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get_sometail September 5 2009, 03:44:18 UTC
Sure is tough bein' popular, huh?

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:50:03 UTC
I haven't done anything here to even - oh.

[studying the zombies closely]

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ofcygnus September 5 2009, 03:40:25 UTC
A fan club? And we even get a figurine?!

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:43:52 UTC
I - I would prefer you didn't.

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ofcygnus September 5 2009, 03:46:11 UTC
Ah, you don't want me to...? [CLEARLY HURT BY THE REJECTION]

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:53:27 UTC
It makes me uncomfortable. I mean, people owning them. And they look like me . . . you understand?

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roundhouselaser September 5 2009, 03:50:04 UTC
Find something you like, kid?

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:54:45 UTC
Kid?

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roundhouselaser September 5 2009, 04:03:10 UTC
Young enough that you want people to see you as being older, instead of the other way around.

That, and I'm greying around the ears. I get to call anyone a kid.

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 04:12:26 UTC
Maybe that's so.

And if someone happens to have a greater quantity of gray hair than you?

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butterflybuldge September 5 2009, 03:52:46 UTC
And what makes you worth starting a fanclub for?

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 03:56:09 UTC
I don't quite understand it myself.

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butterflybuldge September 5 2009, 03:58:54 UTC
... is that your answer? How boring! At least flail and vehemently deny the attention, or perhaps go the opposite route and boast with pride.

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whipinhand September 5 2009, 04:05:01 UTC
I'm sorry I can't be of more entertainment. I can't deny the attention since it's rather blatant, but I'm not exactly proud of it!

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