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Sure, most things need a reason.

Sep 01, 2009 00:25

[But an unexpected yet always appreciated love goo post sure as hell ain't one of 'em. You touch this goo? You will fall in super duper wuv with the nearest person. To better explain this phenomenon! Piping through the rusty Loudspeaker, this song fills all of camp:]

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takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 04:38:34 UTC

[Leaves his ship, looking around curiously as he walks down the ramp]

What manner of growth is this...?

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 04:42:44 UTC

-- and either my worst nightmares have just come true or this is now the most fabulous night of my life. I can't decide.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 04:43:38 UTC

[Still on the ramp]

Ah--excuse me? I don't believe we have been introduced...

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 04:50:54 UTC

Stephan! Otherwise known as the human of your dreams.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 04:52:29 UTC

Hee hee hee! Is that so? I must admit, I am rather intrigued... ♥

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 05:00:37 UTC

In high school, I daydreamed every day about making out with one of those aliens from Tentacles Babes Are Loose In Brazil.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 05:03:48 UTC

While I am not familiar with that particular genre of literature, I must say that you are quite the flatterer! Humans were never far from my thoughts, as well... especially ones as captivating as you.

[Coming towards you] My name is Admiral ZEX. It is a pleasure to meet you, Master Stephan.

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 05:05:43 UTC

The pleasure's all mine.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 05:09:19 UTC

Hmm~ [Steps off the ramp, into the love goo]

[Eye widens] What...

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 05:10:17 UTC

Yes. You see the problem now. And you understand why I must make out with something that could possibly have like, twenty penises on it like right now.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 05:12:13 UTC

I find your open-mindedness and crude language captivating.

[Takes you up in his tentacles] Come back to Alpha Cerenkov with me.

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 05:15:11 UTC

I'm crying with joy. Really.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 05:17:45 UTC

You will never want for anything, except, perhaps, personal space.

[Tongueflick your lips]

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 05:22:35 UTC

Lucky me. Lucky, lucky me.

takeme2urpants September 1 2009, 05:25:23 UTC

Hmmm~ your skin is so delightfully smooth... I do hope you will allow me to explore it more fully...

[Tentacle up your shirt]

nevertogaslight September 1 2009, 19:52:30 UTC

For the record I never go beyond public groping on the first date.

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