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[say_thee_nay]

[Somewhere that is not the center of Camp, because that's where everything's been lately, apparently, so else, two superheroes are sitting in the midst of a group of animatronic, singing children. They do not, surprisingly enough, seem thrilled.]

I will grant that this sphere may verily prove both "a world of laughter, a world of tears"--... Thor

Comments

[not_an_xman]

This really is the worst time to be locomotivally challenged.

I knew I should've posted a 'Find My Body' minigame on that board.

[say_thee_nay]

[Keywords.]

'Tis not entirely ideal for either of us, besides.

[not_an_xman]

So, what's the worst part about it for you? The mechanical puppetry, the inane singing, or the c-list guy botherin' you about it?

[say_thee_nay]

I would say the singing. There is art to be found in puppetry, at least, and Ricochet's chatter is more easily drowned out than this incessant harmonizing.

[not_an_xman]

There's a reason it's considered the scariest ride they coulda made, you know. I mean, some people get scared about getting stuck on a rollercoaster, I'd be more afraid of this one.

[say_thee_nay]

A... rollercoaster.

[not_an_xman]

Not everyone can be all "away with me!" and throw their magic hammer to escape from being perpetually topsy turvy you know.

Heck they're lucky not to throw their lunch.

[say_thee_nay]

... was this statement intended to make sense?

[not_an_xman]

Well it was intended to, but I forgot who I was talking to. I need to sprinkle in Thees and Thous more liberally, and consult many a thesaurus.

[say_thee_nay]

... is that so.

[not_an_xman]

Whoa, there, I might not be able to actually see your face but I can tell you took that as something that will end in pain for me so let me just say right now that I didn't mean it at all.

I mean, I'm a fan! You do good work with the whole God of Thunder shtick. It's not my fault that Herc seems more on my level, is it?

[say_thee_nay]

...

And I had thought Axel mentally troubled.

[2nd_slinger]

You're tellin' me.

[not_an_xman]

The only upside is that I can't see their creepy faces from here.

[2nd_slinger]

I can pick you up, if y'want.

[not_an_xman]

Really? You're a peach.