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[renovateyourass]

[currently, there is one (1) baby emperor penguin sliding down a still rain-wet hill into a small puddle of water]

Haha, wheeee!

[when he reaches the bottom, he waddles his way back to the top and slides down again]

((sudden sickness means I must stop for now. I will pick up these threads and any new ones when I am not beset by a stomach bug.

Comments

[protagonistar]

[...

socute ♥!]

[renovateyourass]

[waddlewaddlewheee]

[protagonistar]

... so tiny ...

[renovateyourass]

[wut]

O--oh! Uh...hey.

[straight_as_an]

[what is that]

[renovateyourass]

[it is cute]

[straight_as_an]

Uhh... you're a... [why don't we have penguins where I come from]

[renovateyourass]

[because yours is a world without love]

Oh -- uh...hey.

[holyfight]

Penguin!

Oh wait, penguins don't belong here, do they? I wonder if there's a zoo around here somewhere...

[renovateyourass]

[looking up, obviously shocked]

U-uh...I-I ain't normally a penguin.

[holyfight]

You're not?

Oh no! Did you get captured by a bunch of mad scientists who shoved your soul into a penguin's body?

[renovateyourass]

...no.

[sidequestqueen]

A penguin!

[renovateyourass]

[a shocked penguin!]

H-huh? O-oh! Uh...didn't see you there.

[sidequestqueen]

Why are you a penguin?

[renovateyourass]

Dunno. Just Camp screwin' around.

[a_heartsdesire]

Puppy!

[renovateyourass]

H-huh? I ain't a puppy.

[a_heartsdesire]

*sort of trying to pet you*

You're very fluffy.

[renovateyourass]

[just...resigned to it by this point]

Yeah...'s 'cause I'm so young like this.