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[write_it_in]

[It's a fine day in Camp Fuck You Die, and our favorite cranky novelist is sitting under a tree with a brand new notebook, considering what to write for his next book. As he has no ideas, he decides to have some fun -- less fanfiction, more mocking what counts as popular literature these days. Just as Edward and Bella meet in an impassioned embrace

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[commander_bitch]

[BONK]

OW! What the hell is--?!

[commander_bitch]

. . .

[officialbizness]

IT'S LIKE A DREAM'S COME TRUE THAT YOU NEVER KNEW YOU WANTED

[commander_bitch]

THIS IS NOT A DREAM COME TRUE!

[write_it_in]

[snicker]

[commander_bitch]

What are you laughing at?! Shut up!

[write_it_in]

[....hahahahahaha]

[commander_bitch]

I said shut up, bastard!!

[write_it_in]

[this is really just making it all more amusing]

[commander_bitch]

[THROWS ONE AT YOU]

[write_it_in]

[deflects neatly]

[commander_bitch]

[>(((]

[write_it_in]

[goes back to writing his porn, maybe it'll rain harder]

[cest_untrap]

[...picks one up and puts it in her purse]

[commander_bitch]

[SAW THAT]

... Peppo...

[cest_untrap]

Fancy Commander~