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Character: Angelle Belle Rose Cooney
Series: Zombie Powder (http://host.lilyknickers.com/zombie/rest.php)
Canon: At age eleven, Angelle is very much a brat.
She's used to getting what she wants and doesn't quite care how she
gets it. She has psychic powers and can move things with her mind.
It's not know whether Angelle was 'altered' at the lab where she lives
or if she came by her powers naturally. She likes to fight, loves
Gamma, and can probably fry your brain like an egg.
They sent me here to learn how to get 'along' with other kids. I'm
not supposed to make things explode anymore or poke people in the eye
when they bother me by speaking in foreign accents. Nazna-kun told me
I was to socialize or else. Dunno exactly what she meant by 'or else'
but I think it involves . . angry ferrets. They make them angry by
poking 'em.
I think I've started to socialize already! One of the zombie people
started to suck on my head. I gave him a swift zap with my handy
cattle prod and he's all docile now. I'm gonna ask Nazna-kun if I can
keep him. Other than the constant demand for brains and skin dripping
thing he's the best pet ever! Wonder if I can get him to eat people I
don't like?
I guess I should be looking for some sort of murderer? The camper
leader people told me if I do I can get a prize. I think I want some
bug boobs. Wolfina has 'em and they seem to make men powerless. They
can't stop staring. I think I'd use them as a distraction . . or
currency. I could probably trade boob looks for stuff. So if I find
this bad murder guy I can get boobs and then use the boobs . . to get
candy. Boobs=candy.
At least that's what the television keeps telling me.
Poll So?
Character: Uzumaki Naruto
Series: Dude. Duh.
Canon: Loud, immature, annoying little hotheaded brat. Naruto wants to be the leader of a village who doesn't accept him because he carries the seal of a terrible demon fox that threatend Konohagakure's very existence twelve years past. However, his ditzy blonde role undermines his true inner character, and as the series goes on, he matures both physically and mentally with the pains and obstacles he faces.
(mod note: the 70% rule still stands for two applications. tough, but fair.)
APP ONE:
DAMN YOU ERO-SENNIN FOR SENDING ME TO THIS GODDAMN HELLHOLE!!!!!!!!!11
Food stinks (no ramen!!! ;_____;), cabin stinks, mattress stinks, horny animals stink, Shinn stinks, and everything else stinks!!! Even the guys grump like sake-deprived Tsunade-baachan on her scarlet days! And there's these bastard zombies, and like everything else they stink too!!! And nothing works on them, not shuriken, kunai, explosion notes, and heck even the rasengan! The only ninja art that actually works is Sexy no Jutsu, but even THAT'S a risk because the zombies start kind of spazzing, purple liquid everywhere, and they try to grab me in…inappropriate places. So does that pink haired girl…and she's NO Sakura. O___o;;
But no matter! Becoming a hokage means facing obstacles and challenge that seem nearly impossible! Not a single person or horny zombie/gorilla/goat/crocodile/fencer will hold me back!
Anyway, CAMPERS HERE = AWESOME (except Shin). They even have an ASA (Anti-Sasuke Army) and an universal banner: "We like Sasuke.....FRIED."
I think I'll fit right in. >:]
And guess what?! I'm FAMOUS! Everyone asks me for my name and goes, "Ahh, so you're Naruto…" and they LEER at Sasuke-yaro who WINCES in pain. Finally, he's ADMITTING that I'm SO MUCH BETTER than him, and ALL THE PEOPLE HERE KNOW. He's SO scared of my progress he can't even stand next to me in the bathroom stalls. All that bonding time with Orochimaru made him twice the wussy he already was!
That's about it! Maybe this isn't SO bad. Just.... bad ramen withdrawal....*jittery*
APP TWO:
Saturday, 07 May, 2005
It's been my first day here at the camp and the only reason I came was because Sakura-chan as well as a few of the others from the village decided to up and leave me and since there was nothing to do or I had no option of bugging the hell out of Sasuke I packed up to leave. Besides how the hell am I supposed to stand another hour by myself with Kakashi when all he does is add on another two hours to his tardiness due to my comrades absences and being left alone with the old lecher isn't all that great. The camp is okay if you're into that whole summer camp crap and I'm still surving massive diahrrea from eating today's mystery meat loaf...at least it lived up to it's title because I swore the thing started to scuttle off my plate when I turned around, I complained to the cook but all the old goat said was 'shut the fuck up and eat your damn meat.' I'll be counting down the days when I can get my mouth around some noodles because the food here leaves a bad taste in my mouth that can almost come close to the flavor of chalk or dirt and I wouldn't be so suprised if they did put that crap in our meals. At least the food isn't as bad as the swimming activities in the nearby lake because there is no way in hell I would ever step foot into that river of death unless it is to kick Sasuke's ass at canoeing! Stupid bastard laughed at me when I nearly got eatten by an aligator after padding around the edge but he wasn't laughing his ass of then when I threw him a few hundred feet into the zombie infested lagoon. Holy crap I think I hear someone outside the cabin and I'm guessing it's none of those flesh eating monsters because they'd be more inviting than Sasuke with an evil spork of death from the caffeteria...oh yeah and if the killer's got to be someone in this stupid camp it'll definately be that prick because he has some major pms.
Poll So?
Character: Hojo
Series: Inuyasha
Canon: Poor Hojo is a little more than dense. He likes
Kagome, whom use to like him until she met Inuyasha.
He is very kind to others, and is constantly bringing
health remedies for Kagome's various 'health issues'.
He, like everyone else in Kagome's world, believes
that Kagome is sickly and that's why she misses
school. But, he may be starting to get that Kagome may
not like him as much as he hoped she did.
Hello, Journal.
I'm afraid something truly strange is going on. I woke
up this morning to find myself on the ground after
being stomped on by a giant turtle, who continued on
to do some amazing acrobatic stunts. (Hm....maybe I
could ask it to show me a thing or two.) For a while I
thought this was another crazy dream of mine, but I
realized that it wasn't after I slapped myself in the
face and not only did it hurt, I did not wake up. (It
always works, so I knew it was real after that.)
I was told that I couldn't go home until a murderer
was found. Why are they keeping us here? Wouldn't
normally in these situations the crime scene be
cleared, not keep people here.....I might ask that one
kid who said he was a detective. (He'll know I'm
sure.)
After a little while I came across another kid, who
was blond, and seemed to fighting
with....zombies....but it couldn't be possible. (Not
logically.) Well, I told him that if he ran away that
he would spend a shorter amount of time fighting all
those....um...things. He started to yell at me for
some reason, I think having to do with a bean and
shortening...(Maybe, he wanted some refried
beans.....)
Since, these strange occurrences one question has been
on my mind though. How did I get here? I know I didn't
sign up for camp, but I found my suitcase here full.
The last thing I remember is the hat of Kagome's
friend Inuyasha slipping off and....I
suppose....seeing CAT ears on his head.
Then....nothing. I wonder what happened, and how I got
this bruise on my stomach......
With all my confusion,
Hojo
Poll So?
Character: Serra
Game: Fire Emblem - Rekka no Ken. (Better known as just plain Fire Emblem or FE7.)
Canon: Serra is a cleric serving Lord Hector of House Ostia. She grew up in an orphanage, but believes she is actually the daughter of Etrurian nobles, who anyday will come back to get her. She's loudmouthed, egotistical, spazzy, somewhat selfish, cheerful and spontaneous. She appears first with Erk in the game, as the woman he was to escort to Ostia. (He describes talking to her as a 'neverending headache.') She leaves at the end of the prologue and continues to serve under her lord for a year, before she disobeys orders and decides to follow Hector into war.
Well, okay. I think somebody broke Lord Hector. Uh, make that... again.
He told me I was going to 'a better place.' I actually thought for a moment he'd try to whack me or something. Well, he did. and I woke up here.
I bet he was planning this with Lord Oswin all along! If only just to rid themselves of my beautiful face so that they would not have to bear the temptation any longer! It really must pain them every day, to see me and know that such a sensitive, delicate and beautiful woman could never be theirs. Isn't it just so tragic? Really, my beauty ought to be a crime.
...I still don't know where I am, though.
It's definately not Ostia. This place is sort of iffy, and smells of death. Okay, well, I'm used to that. Weird people are wandering around all over the place.
...on second thought, I'm used to that as well. But... there's something... you know... different about this place.
Other than the fact that it really smells.
It reminds me of that time, when everyone was almost dead, and I healed them all with my amazing healing powers, and they praised me and gave me lots of gold, good food and a vassal that waited on me hand and foot. And all the men in the army proposed their everlasting gratitude and adoration to me, but alas, I had to refuse them all, as none could ever meet up to my standards, nor look good enough to be beside me.
Yes, well. That never happened, but it ought to have. Hmmmph.
And, no. I still don't know where I am, but I'm sure I will soon enough. Saint Elimine will surely guide me, as I am her best , most talented, most beautiful and brilliant cleric ever.
- Lady Serra of Ostia.
P.S: EEEK! SOMETHING IS TRYING TO GNAW AT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF. OKAY, IT APPEARS TO BE MOMENTARILY STUNNED BY MY BEAUTY. I MUST TAKE THIS CHANCE AND DEFEAT IT AT ONCE!
P.P.S: And...what's this about a murderer?!
Poll So?
Character: Ari
Series: Okage: Shadow King
Canon: Ari is the main character of Okage, and like many video game
characters isn't given all that much of a personality. Throughout the
game you are allowed three dialouge responses to any situation: 1) wimp who
likes Stan 2) wimp who dislikes Stan AND 3) sarcastic brat who still
has to listen to what Stan says. Being as his shadow is being
inhabited by Stan, he doesn't have much a choice in his ability to
ignore Stan's orders.
(mod note: words do not describe this game. buy it.)
Stan has this magic ability. Not the pink shadow one, or even that
really evil laugh. No, he can look at the Map of Evil Kings and end
up in the total opposite place of where we should be. I'm not sure
how he managed it.
So now--yes, it's true. I screamed like a girl, ran, and hid under
the nearest bed. A zombie tried to chew my arm off. Less of me means
less shadow for you, Stan! Let's compromise here!!! We can try to
convert the zombies to do your bidding from a reasonable distance of
ten feet away. And gorilla rape will make me a very unhelpful slave,
as I do believe the result would be my scrawny twiggy body snapping in
two. And a broken bodied slave means no terrorizing the masses.
Also. ...can you please, please...PLEEAAASSEEE stop calling me
"slave"...? It's embarassing and brings up very strange,
uncomfortable questions about us.
Poll So?
Character: Heero Yuy
Series: Gundam Wing
Canon: On-again-off-again assassin, mech pilot extraordinaire, loner,
prodigy, whiz, tool. Channels a damn convincing deadpan sociopath but his
real problem might just be an incurable martyr complex. One
follically-gifted American has deemed him "a cool cat," but according to
their Chinese colleague he's just a "straight-laced psycho sonuvabitch."
Heero does seem unhealthily preoccupied with a certain precocious world
politician. Can you say 'creepy'? Whatever the final verdict, you gotta
admit: the guy's got excellent taste in military exoskeletons.
0800
Camp Entrance
I'm not sure what to make of this festering excuse of a "camp". Don't
remember how I got here but that is, for the moment, unimportant. Having
major issues with this so-called weapon they've assigned me. Who are
'they'? Whatever, will figure that out as I go along. Back to the shotgun.
Shotgun? I feel like a schmuck. At least there's no one I recognize around.
K_____ and Z____ would split their waistcoats laughing if they saw me like
this. I'd then have to kill them- or point them toward the nearest bunch of
undead monsters- but I think I promised to be law-abiding? Something like
that.
Not for the first time I seriously, seriously regret blowing up Wing
Zero. Why did I listen to those pansies? Shit.
There's something unpleasantly amateurish about all this. Still, dispatching
zombies is vaguely engaging. The next zombie that tries to give me mouth to
mouth, however, is getting it in the _________.
Pacifism be damned. While I'm here I guess I'll just have to do my best not
to be devoured and/or violated by creatures at various stages of life and
death, by any means necessary. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?
Here's another one. Hello, and another. Right.
(I don't care if I have to build a brand new Gundam out of a toaster, if any
of my former colleagues/acquaintances were involved, I'm gonna kick their
asses to Pluto.)
But first things first.
1. Lose the shotgun and upgrade to something more advanced.
2. 'Requisition' more suitable clothing. Humidity is hell in these shorts.
3. Kill that one zombie that reminds me of ... someone.
Note to self: If there's ever a next time, do not detonate. Repeat, DO NOT
DETONATE.
Or at least remember to hide an extra mobile suit where _____ won't find it
and trash it. Fucker.
0124
Attempted to go for a run but the zombies seem bent on interfering with my
aerobic routine. Upon returning, requested that cabinmates make their beds
in accordance with military regs. Met with blank stares.
Discovered a communiqué from J. It's unsigned, but who else would leave a
note in my shorts? Contents as follows:
Large concentration of biomatter of unknown origin detected. Immediate
reconnaissance, investigation required. Keep a low profile and await further
instructions. Satisfactory results expected.
The code was rather dense and I'm out of practice, but I think it says:
Dear Soldier,
Now that operations have ceased, the other scientists and I have decided to
take some time off. This will mostly consist of us smoking cannabis sativa
and imbibing liters of grand mimosas under a Carribean sunset. I figured you
wouldn't be interested in going on a 'family vacation' so have enrolled you
in a top-notch residential youth facility for the summer. Have fun! I'll
send you a postcard from Jamaica.
I am aware that a young man's first time away at camp can be difficult.
Given your peculiar penchant for survival, I'm confident that you'll do
fine.
Wishing you the best,
J
Poll So?
Character: Arhu
Series: To Visit the Queen
Character Age: Kitten, first life (of nine); Considered a "teenage" kitten.
Canon: Arhu is an abrasive, feral kitten. He's very defensive, and
enjoys offending people. Very stubborn, he is extremely curious, even
for a cat, with a remarkable energy. He's got the curse/gift of being
a Seer, and Seeing (randomly, violently and confusingly) the
future(s). He has a twin sister, a fondness for odd food, and
occasional, surprising flashes of maturity. He works with a
Worldgating team out of Manhattan (leader: Rhiow (F), power generator:
Urruah (M)), but is currently learning the ropes of Worldgate
matinance and wizardry in general.
SCREW the Powers That Be, Rhiow, get me HOME. I'll be good, I swear!
No more chili dogs, no more showing off.
This vhai¹ "summer camp" is not a "learning experience for interracial
relations", this is a death trap!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW BY THE LAKE?!?! A ZOMBIE! YOU TOLD ME THERE IS
NO WAY TO REANIMATE A COURPSE SHORT OF THE LONE ONE'S WORK.
Irh's Balls.
YOU SENT ME TO A CAMP RUN BY THE LONE ONE.
…And a zombie rat just scuttled across the yard. They taste nasty-
sorta like rotten fruit and squishy bread and… just nasty. I can't
even eat rats here. The cabins are dark, dank and loud. I've been in
hiding on top of this cabin, in hopes of avoiding zombies and campers
with shotguns who I wouldn't give a fork to. They all seem to avoid
this cabin. Maybe its because of the girl with pink hair. I heard some
yowling about her castrating some kid. On second thought, maybe I
shouldn't hide up here.
(And what the heck is up with these ehhif², anyway? They're just as
bad as one of Urruah's o'hra³. Nothing but yowling and sex.)
¹ bloody; Aurlian/Cat
² Humans; ditto
³ Opera; ditto
Poll So?
Character: Lu Xun
Series: Dynasty Warriors ( http://www.yueying.net/dw/ )
Canon: Young and inexperienced, Lu Xun is a strategist from the kingdom of
Wu. He is very bright and eager to prove himself, but also constantly
understates his abilities. Although he is extremely talented (on par with
the greatest minds of his time), he is sometimes disregarded because of his
age and lack of experience. His favorite strategies often involve the use
of fire.
Note to self:
Next time the superiors ask if you would like to join camp, make sure they're talking about the REGULAR kind of camp. You know, the kind with the armies, big sweaty men ambling around, tents, WAR BANNERS? I feel the pressing need to say a bad word.
What the SHIT is this?
Is this a joke? Tell me it's a joke. Just the other day, Lord Zhou Yu said I can't take a joke. So this has to be a joke, right?
There are strange looking people around here. Like this one guy I saw wandering around with his ear hanging off and I think he was missing an eye? He looked dead, but he very kindly tried to show me around. He REALLY wanted to show me the woods and even though I was saying "No, I really need to talk
to whoever is the general around here and ask them what they need my expertise for", he just grunted and kept pulling me into the woods.
It's my first day, and I didn't want to make anyone mad at me, so I just went with it. There was probably some kind of strategic location or a supply depot in the middle, so I followed him in.
About halfway in, he pushed me up against a tree and started chewing at my collar. OH. MY. GOD. I think I might've liked it if he didn't smell like my last cooking attempt. I think I have a hickey, oh my god...
ANYWAY.
He started acting really strange and started chewing on my hair and clawing at my ear. I told him to stop it because I didn't even know his name, in case he didn't notice, I was a BOY, and he smelled like death, and it was like he was
trying to EAT MY HEAD.
So I kneed him in the groin, pushed him away, and set him on fire.
Pervert.
Poll So?
Character: Kousuke Ueki
Series: The Law of Ueki (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=5063, http://www.avexmode.jp/animation/ueki/ )
Canon: Kousuke Ueki is a junior high-student who was given a very special
ability... The abilty to grow trees out of his hand! No... Really...
He takes garbage and turns it into trees. A human recycle bin. He is
very laid-back (and... kind of slow...), and pretty much keeps to
himself, if only because he has trouble making friends because of his
strange power. Kousuke spends a lot of his time planting trees or
cleaning up the local parks... He loves the environment! His favorite
word is 'Justice.'
:
So… I just arrived here today. At this camp. I'm glad there are a lot
of trees here. Kobasen said I'd get good training here. I'm not really
sure what he meant by that yet. But I don't really care. The air is
clean. And there are trees. I like trees…
But I saw something else on my way to my cabin. It was… an arm. You
know… Like, a person's arm? Lying on the ground. Was that supposed to
be there? I don't think that's normal...
Maybe it has something to do with the zombies we're supposed to be
hunting. At least, it says 'zombie hunting' on the criteria. That
sounds interesting. As long as the zombies don't hurt any trees, I
guess that's okay…
Poll So?
So remember!
- NON-PLAYERS CANNOT VOTE.
- This Ari kicks mine's ass. It's not my app, just an FYI. ;3
Now VOTE!
Character: Angelle Belle Rose Cooney
Series: Zombie Powder (http://host.lilyknickers.com/zombie/rest.php)
Canon: At age eleven, Angelle is very much a brat.
She's used to getting what she wants and doesn't quite care how she
gets it. She has psychic powers and can move things with her mind.
It's not know whether Angelle was 'altered' at the lab where she lives
or if she came by her powers naturally. She likes to fight, loves
Gamma, and can probably fry your brain like an egg.
They sent me here to learn how to get 'along' with other kids. I'm
not supposed to make things explode anymore or poke people in the eye
when they bother me by speaking in foreign accents. Nazna-kun told me
I was to socialize or else. Dunno exactly what she meant by 'or else'
but I think it involves . . angry ferrets. They make them angry by
poking 'em.
I think I've started to socialize already! One of the zombie people
started to suck on my head. I gave him a swift zap with my handy
cattle prod and he's all docile now. I'm gonna ask Nazna-kun if I can
keep him. Other than the constant demand for brains and skin dripping
thing he's the best pet ever! Wonder if I can get him to eat people I
don't like?
I guess I should be looking for some sort of murderer? The camper
leader people told me if I do I can get a prize. I think I want some
bug boobs. Wolfina has 'em and they seem to make men powerless. They
can't stop staring. I think I'd use them as a distraction . . or
currency. I could probably trade boob looks for stuff. So if I find
this bad murder guy I can get boobs and then use the boobs . . to get
candy. Boobs=candy.
At least that's what the television keeps telling me.
Poll So?
Character: Uzumaki Naruto
Series: Dude. Duh.
Canon: Loud, immature, annoying little hotheaded brat. Naruto wants to be the leader of a village who doesn't accept him because he carries the seal of a terrible demon fox that threatend Konohagakure's very existence twelve years past. However, his ditzy blonde role undermines his true inner character, and as the series goes on, he matures both physically and mentally with the pains and obstacles he faces.
(mod note: the 70% rule still stands for two applications. tough, but fair.)
APP ONE:
DAMN YOU ERO-SENNIN FOR SENDING ME TO THIS GODDAMN HELLHOLE!!!!!!!!!11
Food stinks (no ramen!!! ;_____;), cabin stinks, mattress stinks, horny animals stink, Shinn stinks, and everything else stinks!!! Even the guys grump like sake-deprived Tsunade-baachan on her scarlet days! And there's these bastard zombies, and like everything else they stink too!!! And nothing works on them, not shuriken, kunai, explosion notes, and heck even the rasengan! The only ninja art that actually works is Sexy no Jutsu, but even THAT'S a risk because the zombies start kind of spazzing, purple liquid everywhere, and they try to grab me in…inappropriate places. So does that pink haired girl…and she's NO Sakura. O___o;;
But no matter! Becoming a hokage means facing obstacles and challenge that seem nearly impossible! Not a single person or horny zombie/gorilla/goat/crocodile/fencer will hold me back!
Anyway, CAMPERS HERE = AWESOME (except Shin). They even have an ASA (Anti-Sasuke Army) and an universal banner: "We like Sasuke.....FRIED."
I think I'll fit right in. >:]
And guess what?! I'm FAMOUS! Everyone asks me for my name and goes, "Ahh, so you're Naruto…" and they LEER at Sasuke-yaro who WINCES in pain. Finally, he's ADMITTING that I'm SO MUCH BETTER than him, and ALL THE PEOPLE HERE KNOW. He's SO scared of my progress he can't even stand next to me in the bathroom stalls. All that bonding time with Orochimaru made him twice the wussy he already was!
That's about it! Maybe this isn't SO bad. Just.... bad ramen withdrawal....*jittery*
APP TWO:
Saturday, 07 May, 2005
It's been my first day here at the camp and the only reason I came was because Sakura-chan as well as a few of the others from the village decided to up and leave me and since there was nothing to do or I had no option of bugging the hell out of Sasuke I packed up to leave. Besides how the hell am I supposed to stand another hour by myself with Kakashi when all he does is add on another two hours to his tardiness due to my comrades absences and being left alone with the old lecher isn't all that great. The camp is okay if you're into that whole summer camp crap and I'm still surving massive diahrrea from eating today's mystery meat loaf...at least it lived up to it's title because I swore the thing started to scuttle off my plate when I turned around, I complained to the cook but all the old goat said was 'shut the fuck up and eat your damn meat.' I'll be counting down the days when I can get my mouth around some noodles because the food here leaves a bad taste in my mouth that can almost come close to the flavor of chalk or dirt and I wouldn't be so suprised if they did put that crap in our meals. At least the food isn't as bad as the swimming activities in the nearby lake because there is no way in hell I would ever step foot into that river of death unless it is to kick Sasuke's ass at canoeing! Stupid bastard laughed at me when I nearly got eatten by an aligator after padding around the edge but he wasn't laughing his ass of then when I threw him a few hundred feet into the zombie infested lagoon. Holy crap I think I hear someone outside the cabin and I'm guessing it's none of those flesh eating monsters because they'd be more inviting than Sasuke with an evil spork of death from the caffeteria...oh yeah and if the killer's got to be someone in this stupid camp it'll definately be that prick because he has some major pms.
Poll So?
Character: Hojo
Series: Inuyasha
Canon: Poor Hojo is a little more than dense. He likes
Kagome, whom use to like him until she met Inuyasha.
He is very kind to others, and is constantly bringing
health remedies for Kagome's various 'health issues'.
He, like everyone else in Kagome's world, believes
that Kagome is sickly and that's why she misses
school. But, he may be starting to get that Kagome may
not like him as much as he hoped she did.
Hello, Journal.
I'm afraid something truly strange is going on. I woke
up this morning to find myself on the ground after
being stomped on by a giant turtle, who continued on
to do some amazing acrobatic stunts. (Hm....maybe I
could ask it to show me a thing or two.) For a while I
thought this was another crazy dream of mine, but I
realized that it wasn't after I slapped myself in the
face and not only did it hurt, I did not wake up. (It
always works, so I knew it was real after that.)
I was told that I couldn't go home until a murderer
was found. Why are they keeping us here? Wouldn't
normally in these situations the crime scene be
cleared, not keep people here.....I might ask that one
kid who said he was a detective. (He'll know I'm
sure.)
After a little while I came across another kid, who
was blond, and seemed to fighting
with....zombies....but it couldn't be possible. (Not
logically.) Well, I told him that if he ran away that
he would spend a shorter amount of time fighting all
those....um...things. He started to yell at me for
some reason, I think having to do with a bean and
shortening...(Maybe, he wanted some refried
beans.....)
Since, these strange occurrences one question has been
on my mind though. How did I get here? I know I didn't
sign up for camp, but I found my suitcase here full.
The last thing I remember is the hat of Kagome's
friend Inuyasha slipping off and....I
suppose....seeing CAT ears on his head.
Then....nothing. I wonder what happened, and how I got
this bruise on my stomach......
With all my confusion,
Hojo
Poll So?
Character: Serra
Game: Fire Emblem - Rekka no Ken. (Better known as just plain Fire Emblem or FE7.)
Canon: Serra is a cleric serving Lord Hector of House Ostia. She grew up in an orphanage, but believes she is actually the daughter of Etrurian nobles, who anyday will come back to get her. She's loudmouthed, egotistical, spazzy, somewhat selfish, cheerful and spontaneous. She appears first with Erk in the game, as the woman he was to escort to Ostia. (He describes talking to her as a 'neverending headache.') She leaves at the end of the prologue and continues to serve under her lord for a year, before she disobeys orders and decides to follow Hector into war.
Well, okay. I think somebody broke Lord Hector. Uh, make that... again.
He told me I was going to 'a better place.' I actually thought for a moment he'd try to whack me or something. Well, he did. and I woke up here.
I bet he was planning this with Lord Oswin all along! If only just to rid themselves of my beautiful face so that they would not have to bear the temptation any longer! It really must pain them every day, to see me and know that such a sensitive, delicate and beautiful woman could never be theirs. Isn't it just so tragic? Really, my beauty ought to be a crime.
...I still don't know where I am, though.
It's definately not Ostia. This place is sort of iffy, and smells of death. Okay, well, I'm used to that. Weird people are wandering around all over the place.
...on second thought, I'm used to that as well. But... there's something... you know... different about this place.
Other than the fact that it really smells.
It reminds me of that time, when everyone was almost dead, and I healed them all with my amazing healing powers, and they praised me and gave me lots of gold, good food and a vassal that waited on me hand and foot. And all the men in the army proposed their everlasting gratitude and adoration to me, but alas, I had to refuse them all, as none could ever meet up to my standards, nor look good enough to be beside me.
Yes, well. That never happened, but it ought to have. Hmmmph.
And, no. I still don't know where I am, but I'm sure I will soon enough. Saint Elimine will surely guide me, as I am her best , most talented, most beautiful and brilliant cleric ever.
- Lady Serra of Ostia.
P.S: EEEK! SOMETHING IS TRYING TO GNAW AT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF. OKAY, IT APPEARS TO BE MOMENTARILY STUNNED BY MY BEAUTY. I MUST TAKE THIS CHANCE AND DEFEAT IT AT ONCE!
P.P.S: And...what's this about a murderer?!
Poll So?
Character: Ari
Series: Okage: Shadow King
Canon: Ari is the main character of Okage, and like many video game
characters isn't given all that much of a personality. Throughout the
game you are allowed three dialouge responses to any situation: 1) wimp who
likes Stan 2) wimp who dislikes Stan AND 3) sarcastic brat who still
has to listen to what Stan says. Being as his shadow is being
inhabited by Stan, he doesn't have much a choice in his ability to
ignore Stan's orders.
(mod note: words do not describe this game. buy it.)
Stan has this magic ability. Not the pink shadow one, or even that
really evil laugh. No, he can look at the Map of Evil Kings and end
up in the total opposite place of where we should be. I'm not sure
how he managed it.
So now--yes, it's true. I screamed like a girl, ran, and hid under
the nearest bed. A zombie tried to chew my arm off. Less of me means
less shadow for you, Stan! Let's compromise here!!! We can try to
convert the zombies to do your bidding from a reasonable distance of
ten feet away. And gorilla rape will make me a very unhelpful slave,
as I do believe the result would be my scrawny twiggy body snapping in
two. And a broken bodied slave means no terrorizing the masses.
Also. ...can you please, please...PLEEAAASSEEE stop calling me
"slave"...? It's embarassing and brings up very strange,
uncomfortable questions about us.
Poll So?
Character: Heero Yuy
Series: Gundam Wing
Canon: On-again-off-again assassin, mech pilot extraordinaire, loner,
prodigy, whiz, tool. Channels a damn convincing deadpan sociopath but his
real problem might just be an incurable martyr complex. One
follically-gifted American has deemed him "a cool cat," but according to
their Chinese colleague he's just a "straight-laced psycho sonuvabitch."
Heero does seem unhealthily preoccupied with a certain precocious world
politician. Can you say 'creepy'? Whatever the final verdict, you gotta
admit: the guy's got excellent taste in military exoskeletons.
0800
Camp Entrance
I'm not sure what to make of this festering excuse of a "camp". Don't
remember how I got here but that is, for the moment, unimportant. Having
major issues with this so-called weapon they've assigned me. Who are
'they'? Whatever, will figure that out as I go along. Back to the shotgun.
Shotgun? I feel like a schmuck. At least there's no one I recognize around.
K_____ and Z____ would split their waistcoats laughing if they saw me like
this. I'd then have to kill them- or point them toward the nearest bunch of
undead monsters- but I think I promised to be law-abiding? Something like
that.
Not for the first time I seriously, seriously regret blowing up Wing
Zero. Why did I listen to those pansies? Shit.
There's something unpleasantly amateurish about all this. Still, dispatching
zombies is vaguely engaging. The next zombie that tries to give me mouth to
mouth, however, is getting it in the _________.
Pacifism be damned. While I'm here I guess I'll just have to do my best not
to be devoured and/or violated by creatures at various stages of life and
death, by any means necessary. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?
Here's another one. Hello, and another. Right.
(I don't care if I have to build a brand new Gundam out of a toaster, if any
of my former colleagues/acquaintances were involved, I'm gonna kick their
asses to Pluto.)
But first things first.
1. Lose the shotgun and upgrade to something more advanced.
2. 'Requisition' more suitable clothing. Humidity is hell in these shorts.
3. Kill that one zombie that reminds me of ... someone.
Note to self: If there's ever a next time, do not detonate. Repeat, DO NOT
DETONATE.
Or at least remember to hide an extra mobile suit where _____ won't find it
and trash it. Fucker.
0124
Attempted to go for a run but the zombies seem bent on interfering with my
aerobic routine. Upon returning, requested that cabinmates make their beds
in accordance with military regs. Met with blank stares.
Discovered a communiqué from J. It's unsigned, but who else would leave a
note in my shorts? Contents as follows:
Large concentration of biomatter of unknown origin detected. Immediate
reconnaissance, investigation required. Keep a low profile and await further
instructions. Satisfactory results expected.
The code was rather dense and I'm out of practice, but I think it says:
Dear Soldier,
Now that operations have ceased, the other scientists and I have decided to
take some time off. This will mostly consist of us smoking cannabis sativa
and imbibing liters of grand mimosas under a Carribean sunset. I figured you
wouldn't be interested in going on a 'family vacation' so have enrolled you
in a top-notch residential youth facility for the summer. Have fun! I'll
send you a postcard from Jamaica.
I am aware that a young man's first time away at camp can be difficult.
Given your peculiar penchant for survival, I'm confident that you'll do
fine.
Wishing you the best,
J
Poll So?
Character: Arhu
Series: To Visit the Queen
Character Age: Kitten, first life (of nine); Considered a "teenage" kitten.
Canon: Arhu is an abrasive, feral kitten. He's very defensive, and
enjoys offending people. Very stubborn, he is extremely curious, even
for a cat, with a remarkable energy. He's got the curse/gift of being
a Seer, and Seeing (randomly, violently and confusingly) the
future(s). He has a twin sister, a fondness for odd food, and
occasional, surprising flashes of maturity. He works with a
Worldgating team out of Manhattan (leader: Rhiow (F), power generator:
Urruah (M)), but is currently learning the ropes of Worldgate
matinance and wizardry in general.
SCREW the Powers That Be, Rhiow, get me HOME. I'll be good, I swear!
No more chili dogs, no more showing off.
This vhai¹ "summer camp" is not a "learning experience for interracial
relations", this is a death trap!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW BY THE LAKE?!?! A ZOMBIE! YOU TOLD ME THERE IS
NO WAY TO REANIMATE A COURPSE SHORT OF THE LONE ONE'S WORK.
Irh's Balls.
YOU SENT ME TO A CAMP RUN BY THE LONE ONE.
…And a zombie rat just scuttled across the yard. They taste nasty-
sorta like rotten fruit and squishy bread and… just nasty. I can't
even eat rats here. The cabins are dark, dank and loud. I've been in
hiding on top of this cabin, in hopes of avoiding zombies and campers
with shotguns who I wouldn't give a fork to. They all seem to avoid
this cabin. Maybe its because of the girl with pink hair. I heard some
yowling about her castrating some kid. On second thought, maybe I
shouldn't hide up here.
(And what the heck is up with these ehhif², anyway? They're just as
bad as one of Urruah's o'hra³. Nothing but yowling and sex.)
¹ bloody; Aurlian/Cat
² Humans; ditto
³ Opera; ditto
Poll So?
Character: Lu Xun
Series: Dynasty Warriors ( http://www.yueying.net/dw/ )
Canon: Young and inexperienced, Lu Xun is a strategist from the kingdom of
Wu. He is very bright and eager to prove himself, but also constantly
understates his abilities. Although he is extremely talented (on par with
the greatest minds of his time), he is sometimes disregarded because of his
age and lack of experience. His favorite strategies often involve the use
of fire.
Note to self:
Next time the superiors ask if you would like to join camp, make sure they're talking about the REGULAR kind of camp. You know, the kind with the armies, big sweaty men ambling around, tents, WAR BANNERS? I feel the pressing need to say a bad word.
What the SHIT is this?
Is this a joke? Tell me it's a joke. Just the other day, Lord Zhou Yu said I can't take a joke. So this has to be a joke, right?
There are strange looking people around here. Like this one guy I saw wandering around with his ear hanging off and I think he was missing an eye? He looked dead, but he very kindly tried to show me around. He REALLY wanted to show me the woods and even though I was saying "No, I really need to talk
to whoever is the general around here and ask them what they need my expertise for", he just grunted and kept pulling me into the woods.
It's my first day, and I didn't want to make anyone mad at me, so I just went with it. There was probably some kind of strategic location or a supply depot in the middle, so I followed him in.
About halfway in, he pushed me up against a tree and started chewing at my collar. OH. MY. GOD. I think I might've liked it if he didn't smell like my last cooking attempt. I think I have a hickey, oh my god...
ANYWAY.
He started acting really strange and started chewing on my hair and clawing at my ear. I told him to stop it because I didn't even know his name, in case he didn't notice, I was a BOY, and he smelled like death, and it was like he was
trying to EAT MY HEAD.
So I kneed him in the groin, pushed him away, and set him on fire.
Pervert.
Poll So?
Character: Kousuke Ueki
Series: The Law of Ueki (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=5063, http://www.avexmode.jp/animation/ueki/ )
Canon: Kousuke Ueki is a junior high-student who was given a very special
ability... The abilty to grow trees out of his hand! No... Really...
He takes garbage and turns it into trees. A human recycle bin. He is
very laid-back (and... kind of slow...), and pretty much keeps to
himself, if only because he has trouble making friends because of his
strange power. Kousuke spends a lot of his time planting trees or
cleaning up the local parks... He loves the environment! His favorite
word is 'Justice.'
:
So… I just arrived here today. At this camp. I'm glad there are a lot
of trees here. Kobasen said I'd get good training here. I'm not really
sure what he meant by that yet. But I don't really care. The air is
clean. And there are trees. I like trees…
But I saw something else on my way to my cabin. It was… an arm. You
know… Like, a person's arm? Lying on the ground. Was that supposed to
be there? I don't think that's normal...
Maybe it has something to do with the zombies we're supposed to be
hunting. At least, it says 'zombie hunting' on the criteria. That
sounds interesting. As long as the zombies don't hurt any trees, I
guess that's okay…
Poll So?