it's intro time

[hairmajesty]

[look, camp! it's a pretty girl(???) in a pretty dress! ... and a bunch of gorillas setting up a photoshoot!]

Ah, please be careful with the dresses! ♥ You'll get swamp gunk all over them...

[the nearby sign might make things clearer: Take a Photo with a Princess! WHAT WILL YOU DO.]

((standard warnings apply SO HARD. ETA orite TOHRU WILL PICK UP

Comments

[pingifneeded]

[Is this a Princess ping? A crossdressing ping? Or just... Ping?]

They're very lovely dresses.

((Mulan is always dressed as a girl. Also, kinda placeholder since I'm workin'))

[hairmajesty]

Nothing less for a Princess, right?

[pingifneeded]

I suppose so. But aren't you worried about ruining them?

[hairmajesty]

What else am I supposed to do?

[pingifneeded]

Maybe there's an indoor spot?

[hairmajesty]

Then there's no scenic camp backdrop! We'll lay out plastic.

[pingifneeded]

Well, good luck, then?

[hairmajesty]

Thanks! I guess you don't want a photo.

[pingifneeded]

Well, I've never done one before.

[hairmajesty]

It's easy! You just smile for the camera!

[pingifneeded]

Well, if you like... I guess I can do that.

[hairmajesty]

Only if you want to! You're not really our target audience, anyway.

[pingifneeded]

What do you mean by "target audience"?

[hairmajesty]

The people we're appealing to!

[pingifneeded]

And who's that?

[hairmajesty]

Desperate young single men.