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[faileh]

[RUMBLE. RUMBLE. RUMBLE. SOUND OF TWIGS SNAPPING AND ROCKS CRUMBLING.

There is a young man driving what looks like a huge drilling machine towards the barrier -- there's a decal on the cab door that says "BARRIER BUSTER!!1!one!" in big bold letters. Yes! Steve is going to break through the barrier, and we'll all be free, and----

...oooohhhhhh...

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[made_inheaven]

[Don't mind me, I'm just bending over to examine this conveniently placed laptop full of interesting stuff.]

[made_inheaven]

[Did that idiot just drive the BARRIER BUSTER!!1!one! into a rock?]

Hey! Watch where you're dr---!

[made_inheaven]

[....waait a minute. I know that fail anywhere.]

....Steve?

[faileh]

How do you kno---

[gunleftsmoking]

[... and that drill looked just meta enough to work, too.]

[faileh]

[it was mod approved! D:]

[gunleftsmoking]

[camp: 1. Steve Burnside: -92384. also please note the soldier with the cigarette looking thoughtfully at the burning wreckage.]

[faileh]

...I think a lighter would be easier.

[arememberedoath]

Woah! What's that?

[faileh]

It was a drilling machine to get through the barrier around this crazy swamp...

[arememberedoath]

Didn't work?

[faileh]

...

[it's currently a burning pile of metal and rubber]

No?

[objectify]

[golf claps]

[faileh]

It could have worked!

[objectify]

Sorry to crush your dream, but never.

[faileh]

--what do you know?

[thethirdd]

You almost made it!

[faileh]

So close...

[thethirdd]

Well, it probably wouldn't have worked if you'd made it.

[faileh]

Why not?