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[actualrapist]

[DUDE IT'S A GODDAMN UNICORN.

The goddamn unicorn is kicking a "ONE FREE RIDE PER KID" sign]

((Badfic post made magic. MURAKICORN MAY OR MAY NOT ATTEMPT TO KICK NON-VIRGINS IF THEY APPROACH HIM. JUST SAYING. ETA: SLOWING DOWN, THE UNICORN WILL COME BACK TOMORROW!1 SOB YOU GUYS ;; ♥))

Comments

[sillyrabitricks]

...a unicorn.

[actualrapist]

[a little boy. Approaches :|]

[sillyrabitricks]

I guess unicorns are also real now.

Hello, unicorn. Do you speak?

[actualrapist]

I am not a unicorn, and yes I speak.

[atonalistic]

[ . . . ]

[actualrapist]

[you look like a virgin :)]

[atonalistic]

. . . a horse?

[actualrapist]

Horses have no horns.

[growsintheshade]

Wow...

[actualrapist]

... Kengo-kun.

[growsintheshade]

You know my name?!

[growsintheshade]

--Wait, that voice!

[follow_3_steps]

Lame.

[actualrapist]

I agree.

[follow_3_steps]

..........doctor guy?

[actualrapist]

Good afternoon, Yuta-kun.

[narcolepsnip]

[... how ... sparkly.]

[actualrapist]

[YOU GET A GLARE]

[narcolepsnip]

[how judgemental :(]

Hmm, I don't think I believe in things like you.

[actualrapist]

You would be right not to, unicorns are fictional creatures.