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[pellameno]

[there is something of a personals ad on the bulletin board outside the mess hall:

One (1) clueless hermaphrodite and one (1) fail prince seeking an adviser/instructor in the ways of romance. Practical demonstrations welcome. Compensation to be discussed.the seekers in question are standing about the ad

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[lordoverflowers]

It's a good thing you came to me.

[pellameno]

Domyoji. Can you help?

[lordoverflowers]

Just who do you think you're talking to, huh?

[pellameno]

The great yourself.

[lordoverflowers]

Just leave it to me. What do you need?

[pellameno]

An education, if you could offer it. What exactly makes something romantic?

[lordoverflowers]

...you've never been romantic?

[pellameno]

I'm not sure.

[lordoverflowers]

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Talk to me like I'm a girl.

[pellameno]

.......[grins]

I don't like girls, Domyoji.

[lordoverflowers]

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Who do you want to be romantic with then.

[pellameno]

Probably my boyfriend.

[lordoverflowers]

...oh.

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Then it should be easier.

[pellameno]

Oh? Why?

[lordoverflowers]

Girls are stupider than boys, idiot.

[pellameno]

Oh, I see. So it's easier?