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[pellameno]

[there is something of a personals ad on the bulletin board outside the mess hall:

One (1) clueless hermaphrodite and one (1) fail prince seeking an adviser/instructor in the ways of romance. Practical demonstrations welcome. Compensation to be discussed.the seekers in question are standing about the ad

Comments

[idle_traveller]

What did you originally write?

[pellameno]

Less adjectives.

[idle_traveller]

I see. I thought you had put a different request up.

[pellameno]

No, we're curious.

[idle_traveller]

[nods]

I didn't know it was something that could be demonstrated.

[pellameno]

It added that part on as well. Is it not possible?

[idle_traveller]

Not on demand, I think. . . But I've seen what I thought was romance, or love, before.

[pellameno]

...what's it like?

[idle_traveller]

Would you mind if I told you a story instead?

[pellameno]

Go ahead.

[idle_traveller]

A woman's fiancee was gunned down. Stricken with grief, she decided to preach to people of various countries to cease using the persuaders that killed her fiancee. She travels without carrying a gun-A suicidal choice amongst travelers.

A man decided to travel with her, seemingly because he shares her ideals. In truth, that man was the one who killed her fiancee. He also is her protector in her travels by killing everyone that would try to harm her. . . Without her being aware of it.

That man told me that he loves that woman and would travel to the ends of the earth with her.

[pellameno]

......then why would he hurt her that way?

[idle_traveller]

In what way?

[pellameno]

To kill her fiancee.

[idle_traveller]

Ah. . . He fell in love with her after that.

[pellameno]

Did he say how he knew he was in love?