So some FF Protagonists Walk Into a Bar ...

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[So at the Busted Ball there are some people with incredibe hair]

Alright, I could use a good drink!

[THERE WILL BE DRINKIN' POOL PLAYIN' AND GENERAL BAR ANTICS HERE. ((And if you think this post is in anyway restricted to ffprotagonists you would be wrong. We want to love you.))]

[[WOW this was a fun post and at one point my inbox was

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[haet_pizza]

[why is there a loli serving drinks when she has her own bar? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW but here she is.]

Zack! Zidane! Hi! Who's your friend?

[welchersmaycry]

[where the BALLS did you come from]

Hello there, kiddo. Quite the proactive employee, aren't you?

[haet_pizza]

[I'M A NINJA sorta]

Oh, um... hi, miss... are you the owner? Umm... um, I didn't mean to barge in! But I'm out of vodka at my place so I wanted to come see if I could borrow some and pay you back, but then people wanted drinks and I knew how to make them and I didn't see you so I started taking orders so they didn't have to wait -- I made sure to write all the orders down, see?

[holds up a piece of paper with childish but just barely understandable writing]

[welchersmaycry]

That's right, I'm Lady. Nice to meet you.

Out of vodka, huh? That's a dangerous thing to be this time of day for sure. What are you mixing there?

[haet_pizza]

Nice to meet you too, Lady. I'm Marlene.

Whatever people ask for! I haven't had an order yet I don't know how to make. [BEAMING]

[welchersmaycry]

That so, Marlene? Can I see how you make a Long Island Ice Tea?

[haet_pizza]

Okay! You've got plenty of vodka, it'll be just fine.

[goes behind the bar and starts collecting the appropriate liquors and mixers |D]

[getbackinthecar]

[ :| CHOOSES TO IGNORE THE 'FRIEND' PART LA LA]

(Isn't she a bit young to be in a bar?)

... I'm Squall.

[haet_pizza]

Hi! I'm Marlene.

[getbackinthecar]

... Why are you in a bar?

[haet_pizza]

'Cause I'm a bartender!

Um, but this bar isn't mine. I just wanted to ask Lady if I could borrow some vodka, but then people wanted to order drinks and I didn't see her anywhere...

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Hiya Marlene! Fancy seeing you here!

This is Squall.

[haet_pizza]

[embarrassed little giggle] I just came to see if I could borrow some vodka. But then people were thirsty and I didn't see Lady anywhere...

He's really quiet.

[get_sometail]

Just can't say no to a dry throat, huh?

Yeah and a little prickly, but he's a good guy.

[haet_pizza]

I wrote down all the orders so she'll know what everyone needs to pay.

Like Cloud?

[get_sometail]

[whispers] Don't forget your tips!

Mm. A little like Cloud.