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[hasthreelegs]

[outside Benten's bar is a HUGE bowl of cherries, and another bowl for the cherry pits. With a smug grin, he takes a knotted stem out of his mouth, pulling it tight before dropping it into the ever-growing pile on the table.

Come snag a few cherries and try it yourself]

[[zzz]]

Comments

[but_a_wolf]

... I haven't done that in years.

[hasthreelegs]

Here's your chance to show you haven't gotten rusty.

[but_a_wolf]

Sure.

[TAKES ONE |D]

[hasthreelegs]

[TIES ANOTHER KNOT.]

[but_a_wolf]

[succeeds! holds the knot in his teeth]

[hasthreelegs]

Good job!

[over-enthusiastic (rather sarcastic!) clapping]

[but_a_wolf]

I give great blowjobs.

[hasthreelegs]

Don't. Don't encourage him.

[but_a_wolf]

I really am.

[hasthreelegs]

Too much information, thank you very much. Homogay antics, do not want.

[but_a_wolf]

... you're straight? Really?

[hasthreelegs]

YES, I'm straight! What the fuck gave you the impression otherwise!?

[but_a_wolf]

... you look super gay.

[hasthreelegs]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I AM STRAIGHT.

[but_a_wolf]

Really?